Is Carla Bruni Becoming Woody Allen’s New Muse?

We’ve gotten used to seeing Scarlett Johansson play the beautiful femme fatale in recent Woody Allen movies. In his newest film, set to begin production next year, we’ll see another familiar face in that role: First Lady of France, Carla Bruni. On a trip to Paris earlier this year, the legendary filmmaker offered Bruni a leading role in his film and she is said to have accepted his offer. Bruni has limited acting experience, something that doesn’t seem to make neurotic Woody nervous. Last June he told Spanish paper El Mundo: “I would like to work with Carla Bruni. She is an accomplished artist, she is very beautiful and I am sure she would have a gift for comedy. I am sure she would be marvelous. She has charisma and is used to appearing in public.” Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Chris Brown Says He Wasn’t Taught How To Love Rihanna

  • Chris Brown says no one taught him and Rihanna to love each other. He says he wasn’t equipped to go through the rough patches. [E! Online] — That could be a valid argument, not excuse, for his behavior, but I doubt he came up with it all by himself.
  • Lisa Loeb is pregnant with her husband, Roey Hershkovitz. [Dlisted] — Good for them. This is the first I’ve heard about her since I watched her really boring reality show a few years back.
  • David Beckham got some special ink, ten roses around his arm, to commemorate his 10th wedding anniversary with Victoria Beckham. [People] — These two are still so much in love.

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Beauty Test Drive: Temptu AIRpod Foundation

As someone with an uneven skin tone, I have a hard time applying foundation (which I wear everyday). I generally use a brush, but end up taking my fingers to my face to even out the streaky lines it makes. With a sponge it’s also hard to get an even application because each time you re-dab it into a pool of foundation and then apply to the skin, you have to spread around the excess.

For people (like moi) who are obsessed with flawless skin, the Temptu AIRpod system will be a miracle worker. Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Kylie Minogue Is A Leather Mama

Kylie Minogue has been killing it lately, but we’re not sure if anyone but her could pull off this wild-looking leather fringe jacket. Still, she kind of aces it with the not-too-precious gray bag, restrained black boots, whatevs hairstyle and T-shirt underneath. Lesson learned: If you’re going to wear some crazy-ass “fashion!” item, keep the rest of your look simple. Do we like? [London, 9/2/09] Keep reading »

Lourdes Ciccone Is “Like A Virgin”

Madonna‘s teen daughter Lourdes supposedly appears in the second version of the video for “Celebration” dressed as her mum circa the “Like A Virgin” days. But apparently this is not the first time Madge’s mini-me has taken part in the infamous song. During Madonna’s oh-so scandalous performance of the hit at the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards — you know, the one where she frenched Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera? — a then six-year-old Lourdes played a flower girl. Cuteness or kind of weird? [Daily Mail] Keep reading »

Does Katherine Heigl’s Long Leave From “Grey’s Anatomy” Mean She’ll Soon Be Off The Show For Good?

Katherine Heigl, who you may remember bad-mouthed her employers on “Letterman” earlier this summer when she complained about doing 17-hour work days on the set of “Grey’s Anatomy,” will be taking a five-episode hiatus from the show this season. Might the hiatus be related to her late-night comment? Well, higher-ups certainly weren’t happy with her behavior. During the Television Critics Association summer press tour, ABC President Stephen McPherson said this about Heigl’s comments: “I think it’s unfortunate. It’s not something I think you want to let consume you or your people because it is what it is. People are going to behave in the way they choose to behave.” Heigl also made waves last year when she withdrew her name from Emmy consideration because she didn’t feel the material she worked with deserved an award. So is this sudden five-episode hiatus a way for the show’s creators to transition Heigl off without making a big to-do? Keep reading »

Body Issues: Back Titties Are My Arch-Nemesis

I can’t get within 100 feet of a lingerie store without some ho chasing me down with a tape measure trying to tell me I’m wearing the wrong size bra. Girl, I got plenty o’ cleavage thanks to some French lace engineers. But these brassiere peddlers are always quick to point out the flaps on the back. They blame the visual blight on my bad bra, as it must be pinching me to cause that unsightly bulge. Gee, I really appreciate your concern, but actually, I have back fat, rolls, or as my boy bestie calls them, “back titties.” They are permanent. I’ve had them since I was a baby butterball, and they have been a constant source of insecurity. So thanks, shop girl, for pointing them out with disapproval.

OK, I know, she’s just doing her job. And I don’t really care what some undergarment gal thinks of my blubbery love handles. But I have to admit, I really care what someone who finds the front of me sexy will think when he gets a good look at my back.
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Jon & Kate Get The Porn Spoof Treatment

It was bound to happen. The tabloid news story which has littered the covers of our favorite celeb weekly glossies is now getting even smuttier. “Jon & Kate F**k Eight” will be released by porn company Devil’s Film on Sept. 14 and, strangely enough, it will put a somewhat positive spin on the bitter divorce battle between Jon and Kate Gosselin. “In our movie they go to marriage counseling and come out with the suggestion that maybe they should go out there and bang other people,” explains Devil’s Film sales manager Steve Volpini. “So they do and then it turns out that after they sow their wild oats that they are meant to be together.” How romantic! The movie stars Riley Evans as Kate, Frankie Young as Jon, and Amy Starz, Evie Delatosso, Kristy West, Ashton Pierce, Ralph Long, Jenner, and Alex Gonz in various, er, supporting roles. Keep reading »

Quote Of The Day: Drew Barrymore Has A Thing For Bow Ties

“It’s my new thing! It makes me happy. It can definitely go a**hole, but it can also be a fabric smile.”

— Drew Barrymore talks bow ties (among other things) with Time Out New York. On Drew, a bow tie is a fabric smile…on Chris Brown? Well, what do you think?

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Quickies: Erin Andrews Returns Tomorrow & “The Hangover” Sequel Is Exciting

  • Erin Andrews will make her return to the sidelines for Thursday’s game between North Carolina State and South Carolina. [Dr. Saturday]
  • Guys confess what makes for a great blow job. Something tells me you’ve already clicked on the link. [Em & Lo]
  • A British reporter might have hacked into the phones of Princes William and Harry. [BBC] — Imagine going through all that work, then only hearing banal tidbits of information.
  • Tony Romo is dating Chace Crawford‘s younger sister Candice Crawford, who won the Miss Missouri pageant in 2008. [NYDailyNews.com] — She looks an awful lot like Jessica Simpson — blond and toothy.

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