Girl Talk: The Anatomy Of A Failed Relationship

If you are the hopeless romantic type, this story might appeal to you. Alternately, if you are the jaded, anti-love breakup schadenfreude type, this story might appeal to you, too. This is about the last time I fell over-the-top in love, and the really terrible way it ended. Keep reading »

Sarah Palin Says Kathy Griffin Is A “50-Year-Old Adult Bully”

“You know, Kathy Griffin can do anything to me or say anything about me, because you know, she’s kind of this… She’s a 50-year-old adult bully is really what she is… She’s kind of a has-been comedian and she can do those things to me. I would just ask for respect of my children. As she had stated on CNN that her New Year’s resolution was to destroy my 16-year-old daughter, that takes it a little too far. Kathy, come up to Alaska and pick on me, but leave my kids alone.”

Sarah Palin reacts to the news that Kathy Griffin, who declared verbal war on Willow and faux-dated Levi Johnston, will be playing a Palin-esque character on an upcoming episode of “Glee.” Wonder if Kathy’s impersonation will be a quarter as good as Tina Fey’s? [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

The First Legit Extraterrestrial

Well, here it is folks. The first confirmed alien. It’s a strand of fossilized bacteria found in a meteor. Not what I expected ET to look like, but hey. NASA scientists now believe that there is other life out in the big, bad universe. [Buzzfeed]

UPDATE: Sigh. As excited as I was about aliens, it turns out that this little strand of bacteria is a bunch of BS. Keep reading »

Dear Wendy Updates: “Conflicted About Moving” Responds

It’s time again for “Dear Wendy Updates,” a feature where people I’ve given advice to in the past let us know whether they followed the advice and how they’re doing today. After the jump, we hear from “Conflicted About Moving,” whose boyfriend dumped her after she quit her job to move with him. Luckily, she was able to get her job back, but her boyfriend reunited with her and asked her to quit her job again to move for her. “He’s suggesting I leave a resignation letter the day of and never return, but that’s just not my style.” she wrote. “Is it fair to quit my job twice within a week’s time? What would you do?” I told her to dump the guy of course, and after the jump, you’ll find out whether she followed my advice and how she’s doing now. Keep reading »

Miley Cyrus Spoofs Justin Bieber On “Saturday Night Live”


Miley Cyrus hosting “Saturday Night Live” could have been a hot, steaming pile of Disney dog doo … but it turns out the girl is pretty funny! Not only did she sing about her little bong incident during her opening monologue, but the girl gets mad props for making fun of herself in Vanessa Bayer‘s skit, “The Miley Cyrus Show.” I don’t think I could listen to someone mocking me and my dad to my face for five minutes straight. Miley did a kickass job channeling Justin Bieber‘s swagger, too.

And now I’m going to go wash my brain out with soap because I just said, like, six nice things about Hannah Montana. [NBC] Keep reading »

Paris Hilton Tweets To Charlie Sheen

“Hey Neighbor, I think I might have Tigerblood and I’m definitely winning! Huge! … Can’t wait to see Sheen’s corner!”

Paris Hilton is apparently following the Charlie Sheen saga very closely. Over the weekend, she addressed a tweet to him, along with a winky face emoticon. Maybe she’s just excited not to be the person the tabloids are making fun of? Or maybe she’s interested because she’s friends with Brooke Mueller, who appears in her new reality show, “The World According to Paris”? Hmmm. “Sheen’s corner,” by the way, refers to the live show Sheen put on this weekend on UStream — which failed to impress, uh, the people who are actually impressed by Sheen’s antics. [People] Keep reading »

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