“So this was an accident, right? You know, like, ‘We’re having fun and then oops‘?”
Monday morning, 7:30. No coffee, because someone on the internet told me caffeine is bad for pregnant ladies. This week is already uncomfortable, and it’s only going to get worse.
I’m seven months pregnant and, usually, I’m pretty reserved. I keep my sex life in my bedroom and, unsurprisingly, out of my job — especially since I’m an elementary school teacher. I’m also in my late 20’s, in a decade-long, committed, monogamous relationship, and securely employed. In short, I’m the poster child for Mike Huckabee’s idea of responsible reproduction.
And yet. Keep reading »
These sassy faux fur leggings are perfect for that “half-girl, half-pony” look. As the seller points out, you can wear them with EVERYTHING, but they really look best with shorts or skirts. Only $65? Whinny, whinny (that translates to “count me in” in pony speak)! [The Clearly Dope] Keep reading »
This is a joke, right? A lovely UCLA
student — identified by The Daily What as poli-sci undergrad Alexandra Wallace — took to the Intertubes to bitch about Asians
. (You know, because they’re a monolithic group.) According to Alexandra, UCLA accepts “hordes of Asians” every year — which is fine
— who don’t have “American manners” when it comes to talking on the phone in the library. Entitlement! Obliviousness! Hedging her racist comments with “you guys know I’m not really politically correct”! This woman’s career in politics is golden.
After the jump, one of those gabby Asians responds to Alexandra with his own video about white girls in the library: Keep reading »
And you thought his appearance at the Grammy Awards was “OMG.” According to TMZ, we’re about to see a whole lot more of Usher Raymond IV—a sex tape is allegedly being shopped around that stars him and ex wife, Tameka Foster. Which means the video must be kinda old, as the two split back in 2009. So where did this tape come from? Apparently, the star’s SUV was robbed back in December and more than $1 million worth of stuff was taken, including two laptops. Sources say the video was on one of them. So, is this a tape you want to see or do you hope that it stays private? Justin Bieber, please take note from your mentor’s mistakes—once clothes are off, no recording, okay? [PopEater] Keep reading »