Mind Of Man: Don’t Judge Me By The Book I’m Reading

I’d like to sincerely apologize to the cute nerd girl intently reading the emo-vampire epic Twilight on the New York City subway: I’m sorry for judging you. This happened about six months ago and I sniffed at you for eagerly devouring a young adult novel about a very special girl and her boyfriend, a really nice monster. Keep reading »

Howard Stern Plays Therapist For Courteney Cox And David Arquette

Courteney Cox and David Arquette‘s relationship is confusing to us. It’s also apparently confusing to them—Courteney was not pleased when David hit on her during a platonic trip to Disneyland with their daughter. (Her response: “You don’t have the Fast Pass right now. Not to that ride!”) So the two did what any normal, conflicted pair would do—a joint session on Howard Stern‘s radio show yesterday. It of course quickly turned into a therapy session. Keep reading »

Abstinence Panties Will Be Very Effective At Stopping Horny Teenagers

Forget about comprehensive sex ed. The best way to keep girls off “16 & Pregnant” is with pro-abstinence panties and T-shirts bearing slogans like “Zip It,” “Not Tonight” and “Dream On” sold on a site called What Would Your Mother Do?. According to WWYMD:

We created a line of underwear to use as conversation starters to help reinforce family morals as they relate to relationships and dating. One part Victorian, three parts frisky, these adorable undies put new meaning to saying it loud and proud.”

At last someone has realized that the first thing teen boys do after taking off a girl’s pants is read the slogan on her underwear. [What Would Your Mother Do? via Ms. Magazine] Keep reading »

Give Whitney Cummings A Shot

There’s a lot of female comedians we love — Tina Fey, Kristin Wiig, Margaret Cho — but Whitney Cummings has a special place in our heart. For starters, her name is a joke in and of itself. Secondly, the frequent “Chelsea Lately” guest is an avid Frisky reader. But beyond the fact that she obviously has great taste in reading material, what we love the most is that her standup routine focuses on sex and relationships. She’s at her most hysterical discussing everything from emotional ninjas to porn star screams in the comedy special “Money Shot,” which is out on DVD this week. Who says women aren’t funny? Oh yeah, no one we actually respect.

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Woman Commits Catricide In The Name Of Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga pushes the fashion envelope, but she would never condone catricide in her name. One of Gaga’s Little Monsters, Angelina Barnes, allegedly murdered her family’s cat by drowning it in the bathtub and mutilating its body. Why? The 20-year-old Oklahoma woman needed the cat’s blood for a stylish outfit she was planning to wear to Lady Gaga’s concert that evening. Her plan was foiled when a relative discovered her in her home wearing a long coat with cat blood smeared all over her face, duct tape over all the light switches, and the cat’s liver in her makeup case. Angelina never made it to the concert as she was escorted to the psych ward. She had suffered from depression in the past, but friends and family insist she had never been violent. So. Upsetting. [FOX] Keep reading »

12 Celebs With No Desire To Be In A Relationship

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It would be strange to date Yoko Ono, no? To look back at the the photos of her and John Lennon and see how in love they were and compare your relationship to that. Not to mention knowing that her last dude was, well, a Beatle and that people still leave flowers on his grave 30 years after his death. Also, Yoko doesn’t have a personality that everyone could love. Well, luckily, she says she isn’t interested in relationships anyway. In an interview with Spinner.com, she was asked, “Have you ever thought about dating or remarrying?” Yoko’s response: “I’m one of those independent and cocky people. I don’t care if anybody’s around and I don’t want anybody around.”

After the jump, more celebrities who are just not into the whole relationship thing.

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