Rabies, Trolleys & Wii Fit: 6 Things You Had No Idea Could Make You A Nympho

Ami Angelowicz / October 28, 2011

Of all the weird side effects rabies causes, I never knew that hypersexuality was one of them. The other day we heard the story of an Indian woman who contracted rabies from a puppy bite. After two months untreated, the inflammation in her brain caused her to feel aroused all the time. Sadly, she passed… More »

Channeling Chanel For Halloween

Julie Gerstein / October 28, 2011

Hey! Nobody told me that Chanel purses were now coming with free children inside! What a scam. Seriously though, how miserable does this designer-dudded little girl look? [I Hate My Parents]… More »

“The Real World”‘s Tonya Cooley Claims She Was Raped With A Toothbrush By Castmembers

Jessica Wakeman / October 28, 2011

Tonya Cooley, who appeared on MTV’s “The Real World: Chicago,” is suing two of her male cast members on “The Real World/Road Rules Challenge” for allegedly raping her with a toothbrush. According to the lawsuit obtained by TMZ, Tonya is suing Kenneth “Kenny” Santucci and Evan Starkman for allegedly taking a fourth cast member’s toothbrush and rubbing… More »

Girl Talk: I’m A Military Sister

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / October 28, 2011

My parents had only two rules for my brothers and me when we were growing up:

1. Don’t become a Republican.
2. Don’t join the military.

So you can imagine everyone’s shock and confusion when my fiercely liberal brother Corwin announced that he had enlisted in the… More »

Get Your Sheet On

Ami Angelowicz / October 28, 2011

If Twister was your favorite childhood game, then the Karmasheetra will be your favorite adult game. You and your partner can learn the sacred Karma Sutra positions with this helpful bed cheat sheet as your guide. Pink for your parts, blue for his. Or whatever you’re into. Just have fun and try not to pull… More »

Morning Quickies: Sandra Bullock’s Infant Son Owns An Andy Warhol

Jessica Wakeman / October 28, 2011

Sandra Bullock’s one-year-old son Louis has been gifted a $14,000 Andy Warhol painting because, duh, that baby appreciates art. [US Weekly]
Usher got attacked by a woman for parking his SUV in a handicapped spot in Atlanta last weekend … and there’s video of it. [TMZ]
Cher says her transgender son Chaz,… More »