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Guys

Dear Missionary Position,

You don’t get any respect. People think you’re old-fashioned, or bland or submissive. The other positions are more popular than you are. Flashy pornos feature kinkier ways to go at it, and popular magazines feature sex positions that would make a carnie contortionist reach for the Ben Gay. Some of… READ MORE »


Celebs

Attention Levi Johnston: show us your wang in Playgirl or go back to your kid in Wasilla. We’re tired of you complaining publicly about Sarah Palin, especially since you don’t have any new dirt! … READ MORE »


Style

I know that this might sound like something outdated from a ladymag—but sometimes when getting dressed for a date, I purposefully wear what I call my “conversation piece,” a necklace that belonged to my grandmother. It’s a twisted gold chain that holds an ancient Roman coin pendant. I love this necklace and wear it a… READ MORE »


Love & Sex

One of the most frequently asked questions I hear since my now-husband and I got engaged earlier this year isn’t “When are you guys going to have kids?” or “Are you keeping your name?” Rather, it’s this: “So, are you going to convert?” I was raised Lutheran, you see, my husband is Jewish, and the… READ MORE »


Entertainment

While I hate Christmas music, I heart Halloween jams like “Monster Mash.” Thanks to purveyors of fine whatnot, OrientalTrading.com, I made my own music video to the classic track using the creepiest photos I could find of my Frisky friends. It’s the freakiest, funniest masterpiece I’ve posted to my Facebook page since those drunken vacation… READ MORE »



Love & Sex

When I was leaving for college, my high school friends predicted two things would occur once I fled the nest, away from my WASP-y parents: 1) I’d become a chain smoker to complete my poetry-reading, philosophy-pondering image, and 2) I’d get it on with girls.

After four years at hippie-dippy NYU, surprisingly, neither… READ MORE »


News

Cue a sarcastic “We’ve come along way, baby!” joke: A recent study by the children’s magazine Highlights found girls are assigned more chores at home than boys. The survey polled 845 kids between the ages of 5 and 12 and found 73 percent of girls do chores, while 65 percent of boys do. Eight percent… READ MORE »


Entertainment

When I saw this album cover, before my first cup of coffee for the day, I thought this was Pink going through a blue period. But nope, it’s the cover for Adam Lambert’s first album, For Your Entertainment. Folks on the interwebs are calling it “glamtastic,” but I think it’s a few steps beyond that—homedude… READ MORE »


Guys

We know it all too well—boys will be boys. But sometimes it’s not the things they do that drive us insane, but rather the things they don’t do. Here, our least favorite passive-aggressive guy behaviors and moments when we wish they’d make it a habit of stepping up to the plate. Mind you, these aren’t… READ MORE »


Style

Need a little last-minute extra inspiration for your Halloween costuming? Pipeline has exactly what you need with all the spookiest style looks hot off the haute couture runways. If you’re tired of the usual costume options, these over-the-top looks not meant for All Hallow’s Eve may get your creative juices flowing. Whether your alter ego… READ MORE »


Celebs

Michelle Obama is doing her part to save the struggling magazine industry by appearing on the cover of Glamour for its December Women of the Year issue. Editor in chief Cindi Leive writes on Glamour’s website that the magazine is honoring the first lady’s “commitment to mentoring young women.” On the inside pages, Michelle is… READ MORE »