Zach Galifianakis Knows What Is Wrong With Our World

“The world has never been more screwed up than it is right now. Except maybe during the wonder years. I think it all started with Fred Savage and that whole thing he did with Savage Garden… Technology is also overrated. It’s making our society less private. Like, I would advise people that while it’s okay to tweet about your paper-towel purchase, I really don’t want to know about what shape your stool is in.”

Zach Galifianakis is on the new cover of GQ and inside he waxes philosophic on the state of the world via a series of hilarious fill-in-the-blanks. I hope Fred Savage doesn’t star receiving hate mail over this. I used to have the biggest crush on that guy. [Just Jared] Keep reading »

I’m Hooked On “Can You Get Hooked On Lip Balm?”

TheBeautyBrains.com is committed to dispelling the stereotype that beauty and brains don’t mix with its scientific answers to beauty questions. The cosmetic scientists, Left Brain, Right Brain, Sarah Bellum, and the Other Lobes, have comprised the answers to those burning beauty and hair questions in Can You Get Hooked on Lip Balm?. The book contains scientific answers to your questions about the products you use everyday or are interested in. My favorite piece of knowledge from this interesting and quick read was that coconut oil is one of a few oils that can actually penetrate to the cortex of a hair strand. I was also thankful to learn this money-saving tidbit of info: There’s no need to spend a mini fortune on department store self-tanner because many of the drugstore brands are more effective. With summer fast approaching, the threat of your skin and hair going haywire in the heat, and your general curiosity about new products and procedures on the market, Can You Get Hooked on Lip Balm? is a must-read that you’ll refer to constantly. [$11.53, Amazon.com] Keep reading »

Will Joaquin Phoenix Come Out Of Retirement For Scientology Movie?

What would it take for Joaquin Phoenix to come out of retirement?

Despite speculation earlier this year that Phoenix would resume his once-hot acting career with a film adaptation of ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ (the 2010 novel by Seth Grahame-Smith), the actor is now being linked to a much more controversial project.

And if there’s one thing Phoenix seems to relish, it’s controversy!

Phoenix — whose last film was the outrageous, head-scratching mockumentary ‘I’m Still Here’ — is now rumored to be reversing his retirement plans to co-star in Paul Thomas Anderson’s much-anticipated movie taking aim at Scientology. Read more… Keep reading »

Down, Penn, Down!

Don’t be alarmed: While this picture makes it look like “Gossip Girl” star Penn Badgley is being forced on the floor against his will, I assure you, he’s simply being preened by a lucky stylist on a shoot for H&M’s Fashion Against AIDS campaign, which donates 25 percent of proceeds to HIV/AIDS projects around the world. The campaign also stars Akon, Ginnifer Goodwin, Selma Blair, Keri Hilson, Sky Ferreira, Shiloh Fernandez, Nikki Reed, and the Scissor Sisters. [Fashionista] Keep reading »

A Sign? Man Bursts Into Flames At San Francisco Sex Shop

For seven years, Roger Huang, a pastor who runs a rescue mission in San Francisco’s Tenderloin district, has been trying to shut down the sex shops there. This week he may have seen a sign that his efforts are working.

On Wednesday, a man burst into flames while inside one of those porn shops, police said.

Could this bizarre incident be attributed to a higher power? Read more… Keep reading »

The Love Maid

Was this false advertising or did this life size inflatable doll also serve wine? I guess we would have had to find out during our free 10-day trial. If so, that would have been $8.95 well spent. [Vintague] Keep reading »

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