September 20: What Are We Wearing Today?

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 20, 2011

Chris Evans Wants You To See His Other Movie

By: Kate Torgovnick/ / September 20, 2011

“I’d have a different career if people saw ‘Sunshine.’ All my good movies, nobody sees … The reward for ‘Captain America’ is amazing. It’s always fun to see a giant spectacle film and see the fun stuff—the special effects and s**t—and be a part of that. It’s a tent pole and this big sweeping thing. More »

Christina Aguilera Named Her New Perfume “Royal Desire”

By: Julie Gerstein / September 20, 2011

There are a lot of things I think about when I think about Christina Aguilera: power ballads, blonde hair extensions, synchronized choreography — did I mention extensions? But I can honestly say I’ve never once put Aguilera’s name in the same sentence with “royal.” And yet, Ms. “What A Girl Wants” has named her new… More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Just Messing With Us Now

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 20, 2011

First there was William Joel. Now we have Leonard Kravitz. What’s next? James Fallon? Kenneth G? This chick is too much. [Dlisted]… More »

Sperm Bank Turning Away Redheads

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 20, 2011

The world’s largest sperm bank is turning away redheaded wankers, because no one wants their sperm. The director of Cryos International said the supply of redheads, who can make up to $500 for their DNA donation, far exceeds the demand. Instead, it is sperm donors with brown hair and brown eyes who are in the… More »

9 Better Applications Of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Than To Military Personnel

By: Kate Torgovnick/ / September 20, 2011

Woo hoo! At exactly 12:01 a.m. this morning, the Pentagon repealed “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,” the Clinton-era policy that said gays and lesbians could serve in the military as long as they kept their personal life a secret. Finally, the military has let go of this ridiculous policy—which led gay military personnel to have to… More »