Zergnet: Simply Irresistible
Before they were famous, celebrities had the same sense of anticipation, excitement and/or dread as the rest of us when it came to the seminal high school event, the prom. Click through this slideshow of 20 celebs who grabbed a date, got dolled up, and did the “Electric Slide” at their high school prom… (Oh, and reminder: don’t forget to show us your prom style!)
Yesterday, Angelina Jolie visited Somali refugees at a camp near the Tunisia-Libya border. But of course it wasn’t the humanitarian work that had people talking. At the camp, Angelina was photographed in a tank top and it appears as though a line has been added to her tattoo which lists the latitude and longitude of where her children were born. This has many people guessing that Angie and Brad are adopting another baby. The new numbers on the tattoo aren’t easy to make out, but the first one appears to be 35 degrees north. Some think this means the couple could be adopting from Algeria.
But there’s an alternate theory. Keep reading »
Let’s just call it “Slave 4 U 2011,” okay? Britney Spears’ apocalyptic video for “Until the World Ends” has arrived and it has almost the exact same vibe as her video for the 2001 hit — gorgeous and sweaty people in ripped fishnets grind on each other in a warehouse, with Britney leading the charge, only this time, chaos is ensuing outside. Oh, and these days, Britney’s a little older, her abs aren’t exposed, and she dances primarily with her hands rather than her whole body. Whatever. I am a diehard Britney fan and this is one of my favorite tracks on the album because it reminds me of going to raves in San Francisco in the late-’90s. This video gives me a mad craving for orange juice. Win! Keep reading »
Ah, to be famous. All that caviar. The damned paparazzi! You spend your days wandering around in a mansion, wondering what the true meaning of life is. If only we, the plebes, could be so lucky. Of course, celebrity does have a dark side! It’s not all cupcakes, rainbows, and baths in hundred dollar bills! Sometimes, unfortunate photographs of you sunbathing naked in Barbados wind up on the internet. Perhaps you really didn’t want to have people videotaping that late-night trip you took to the drugstore for tampons. And then, for a not so lucky few, you just might find out that, gasp, you’ve been turned into a celebrity sex doll.
Like Miley Cyrus, for example. The “Hannah Montana” star, who turned 18 last November, has been immortalized in the form of a “Finally Miley” sex doll (although we’ve seen another version of the doll’s packaging that says “Finally Mylie”), complete with “three achy love holes.” So. Wrong. Even more disturbing? This love doll sold out in less than 48 hours. What a world we live in. [NY Daily News]
Mon dieu! What’s a celeb to do? Hope it’s a decent replica, for chrissake. Check out some other infamous celebrity sex dolls.
- Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are reportedly “on a break,” apparently because their work schedules are so hectic and they both eventually developed “apathy” about trying to see each other. Fourteen-year-old girls, here’s your shot at R-Patz. Seriously, go for it. [Oh No They Didn't!]
- Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey took “artistic nude photos” of her while she’s pregnant. He’s already apologizing to his future children for taking these pics. [People]
- Kate Middleton will have six hair stylists on her wedding day. Kate does have a lush head of gorgeous brown hair, but isn’t six hairstylists overdoing it? [NY Daily News]
- Rainn Wilson and Ellen Page are “butt buddies.” You know you want to read that interview. [Blackbook]