Girl Talk: I Was Pregnant, He Was Partying

One night, while six months pregnant, I woke to the sound of something crashing down the stairs. That something, I discovered, was my husband Jason, who lay sprawled on the floor like a limp marionette. At first, I was worried. Had he broken his neck? Was the father of my unborn child alive? But my next thought might strike some people as mean, although I can explain. It was: Good—serves him right. Keep reading »

Scrub Down For Spring

My soul is ready for spring, but not my skin. Time to slough off the scales of winter with Bliss Blood Orange and White Pepper Sugar Scrub. Smell vibrant while sudsing, smoothing, and softening skin. Perfect for my skin’s spring cleaning. Now I just need some warm weather so I can tan away my pasty whiteness.

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Proof That POTUS Was Not Born In The United States!

Heh, heh, heh, this adorable photo is all the evidence I need to prove that President Obama was born on a pirate ship in international waters, Donald Trump is thinking right now. [via NY Times] Keep reading »

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Kelly Osbourne Would Rather Be A Bitch Than A Slut

“This is something that my mom taught me when we [were] growing up in the industry and I don’t know how to word this, but you’re either a slut or a bitch, and I would rather be a bitch. I don’t want to, like, be a bulldog or anything. But I do get that from my mom.”

Kelly Osbourne on “Piers Morgan Tonight” sharing her mother Sharon Osbourne’s, uh, great advice for life in Hollywood. Bitch or slut? Those are the only options? [ONTD] Keep reading »

Will You Lighten Your Hair For Summer?

Typically, light hair is for the summer and dark hair is for the winter. But recently, I decided to buck the trend and colored my hair jet black (well it was supposed to be Midnight Blue, which is black with a hint of dark blue, but I have yet to notice any blue). It had been more than a decade since the last time my hair was this dark, and I love it! So I’m definitely not going to lighten my hair this summer. Will you? Do you usually go lighter in the summer? Will you try something new this time around? Keep reading »

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