Star Couplings: Penelope Cruz And Javier Bardem Are Having A Baby!

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You May Now Marry Your HRP-4C Robot Bride

Back in March, Annika posted about a robot supermodel walking the catwalk who was threatening to take jobs away from the ranks of sniveling supermodels. Now that robot, otherwise known as HRP-4C, has gone bridal. The bride bot, who was created by Japan’s National Institute of Advanced Industrial Science and Technology, made her blushing debut in an Osaka fashion show and wore a princess bride creation by designer Yumi Katsura. She didn’t exactly speed down the runway, but she did slowly glide down the catwalk, casting sidelong glances at the audience to the tune of Michael Jackson‘s “Billie Jean.” After the jump, check out the video of the fembot bride and her glow-in-the-dark wedding dress. [Tokyo Mango] Keep reading »

Fred Armisen Is Addicted To “Intervention”

Like us, “Saturday Night Live” comedian Fred Armisen is addicted to “Intervention.” His dependency on the A&E show is so bad he watches 21 episodes a day and it’s negatively affecting his relationships with his fiancée (Elisabeth Moss, you know, from “Mad Men”), agent, and friends. His loved ones knew an intervention was their last hope of saving Fred from utter destruction when they found out that he had … been watching episodes of “Intervention” while driving. His harrowing story, above. Keep reading »

10 Ways To Punish A Cheater That Are Totally Legal And Not (Too) Psycho

You don’t have to be Jennifer Aniston to think the four women who Krazy-Glued a cheater’s penis to his stomach were way harsh and beyond psycho.

But in our less scrupulous/mature moments, many of us want to punish our ex, especially if he was a cheater. Ladies, let’s keep it legal (and Krazy Glue-free), OK? Refer to our list after the jump for some ideas: Keep reading »

He’s Always Saying He’ll Leave Me. Is He Serious?

He’s threatening to break up? Stand up for yourself.

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  • Quote(s) Of The Day: Brad Pitt On Gay Marriage & Gettin’ Down In The Grotto

    “I have love in my life, a soul mate—absolutely. When someone asked me why Angie and I don’t get married, I replied, ‘Maybe we’ll get married when it’s legal for everyone else.’ I stand by that, although I took a lot of flak for saying it—hate mail from religious groups. I believe everyone should have the same rights. They say gay marriage ruins families and hurts kids. Well, I’ve had the privilege of seeing my gay friends being parents and watching their kids grow up in a loving environment.”

    “[The grotto behind the waterfall behind his L.A. house] is a great place for having sex.”

    – Brad Pitt in Parade [DListed] Keep reading »

    Women On Medicaid Can Almost Never Get Abortions Covered

    Last weekend, my friend (one of those types who’s an encyclopedia of random knowledge) dropped an interesting fact on me. She said that women who are on Medicaid, the government-issued insurance plan for people who can’t nearly afford medical care, are not covered if they would like to have an abortion. As someone who’s pro-choice, this kind of shocked me. First, because it feels a little bit Big Brother. And second, because if someone qualifies for the program they almost certainly will have a hard time coming up with the quarter-million dollars it takes to financially support a child through age 17. And they may be looking for other options than having a baby.

    I had to get to the bottom of this. So I put in a call to my home county’s Medicaid office and after chit-chatting with some well-versed people on the subject in New York state, I’ve got some deplorable facts to report about abortion coverage. Err, termination coverage. The first thing I learned is that Medicaid workers don’t like the word “abortion.” Keep reading »

    Crouching Camisole, Hidden Knockers

    Got a hot date right after work, but don’t want to go heaving your cleavage across the office all day? Well, the “Faux Camisole” is here to mask your melons ‘til you’re ready to bust them out. The dainty dickey for your titties comes in white and black and buttons right onto your bra. Plus it doesn’t leave that dreaded rolling-up VTL (visible tank top lines) under your outfit. While the product is a good idea, the name could use some pizazz. Don’t you think Boob Blockers or Cleave Covers would fly off the shelves?! Well, no matter what they’re called, for a lucky $13 bucks they’ll keep your jugs safety-sealed until you’re ready to pop out your top. Hey, if you’ve got it, flaunt it, but only when you want to! [Random Good Stuff]

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    20 Coloring Books For Adults (Including One That’s X-Rated)

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    Color Me Fierce! Activity Book, $12.95, Chronicle Books

    Coloring was one of our favorite hobbies when we were in elementary school. Then fifth grade came along, and it was all about drawing with markers. (Crayons just weren’t cool anymore.) But these days, we’re beyond school popularity contests and, lucky for us, there are plenty of coloring books artsy (or perverted) enough for adults.

    Gallery: Ashley Olsen And Other Child Stars Who Managed To Keep It Together

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    In the September issue of Marie Claire, Ashley Olsen, 21, talks about the intense pressure of growing up as a child star. She said, “That’s why I look at Britney, and I’m surprised I didn’t end up like her.” [Marie Claire] We are kind of surprised, too, but Ashley really does have her sh*t together. She’s got a clothing line, a steady BF who keeps out of the limelight, and not so much as a sex tape! (That we know of.) This is rare, but Ashley is not completely alone. Take a look at some other child stars who didn’t turn out like Brit Brit.
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