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Like brother, like sister. Levi Johnston‘s little sis, Mercede Johnston, is reportedly going to be posing for Playboy, just like Levi did for Playgirl. Except that, as RumorFix.com reports, “Mercede will do what her brother didn’t — and show it all!” Mercede is best known for, well, pretty much nothing aside from keeping a blog of outrageous claims about the Palins, including the doozy that, “[Bristol] and Levi were sexually active and trying to conceive a child. As hard as it is for many of you to believe, they were indeed TRYING. It was NOT an accident!” S,o I guess the men of the world are clamoring to see Mercede naked? [Huffington Post] After the jump, other relatives who had no problem stripping down for nude photo shoots. It must be genetic.
I’ve never told anyone this, but there’s a good chance Jim Morrison, you know, from the band the Doors, could be my father. My mom was working at a head shop in the late-’60s when Jimmy (that’s what she called him) came in and bought a year’s worth of incense. It was basically love at first sight. They were together for a short period but it eventually fizzled out because of Jimmy’s drug use (which eventually killed him in 1971). Still, my mom was a forward thinker and thought someone should carry on Jimmy’s genes, so she kept a little container of his man juice on ice for safe-keeping. In January of 1979 that little cup of frozen spunk went missing; 10 months later, I was born. My mom refuses to talk about it. Keep reading »
Sure, the lineup for this year’s Coachella music festival in Indio, California looks pretty awesome. But you know who I wish would go on tour together? Zit Remedy, Frozen Embryos, and Hot Sundae. What? You don’t remember them? Apparently you haven’t been glued to the boob tube for the last 20 years like I have. Those were just a few of my favorite bands from TV! Keep clicking to see the rest. I bet you anything your subconscious still knows all the words to Zack Attack’s “Friends Forever.”
Behold, the cover for Britney Spears‘ to-be-released-in-March album, Femme Fatale. Brit herself tweeted this image, along with the words, “Sexy and strong … Dangerous yet mysterious … Cool yet confident! I’ve poured my heart and soul into this album over the last 2 years. I’ve put everything I have into it.” Please, world, let it be good. [NY Daily News] Keep reading »
I gotta say, as a non-Christian who practices excessive amounts of pre-marital sex (well, at least before the sabbatical), I kinda like this pro-abstinence take on Beyonce’s “Single Ladies.” The lyrics don’t roll off the tongue as easily as in the original, but I gotta give props to these gals for using such a popular song to spread their message. I love a music video with a story line, especially one acted with such skill. Babe. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »