What’s A Merrywidow? And Other Totally Confusing Lingerie Explained

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Pretty lingerie: it’s not the kind of thing your mother explains to you when you get your first bra. (Well, maybe your mom told you about garter belts, but my mom didn’t.) But those of us Wanton Sex Goddesses Within still want to know, what the hell makes boy shorts different from cheekies or bikini cut panties? Click through our sexy Valentine’s Day lingerie glossary to find out…

Jennifer Aniston Is Happy Alone, She Swears

“I think people honestly just want to see me as a mom and married and barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen … And I just want to say, ‘Everybody, relax! It’s going to happen.’ “

Jennifer Aniston on the public’s hopes and dreams for her. That’s a very “Just Go With It” attitude, Jen. Did you all copy that? Leave Jennifer alone with your expectations for her life. Her time to be barefoot and preggo in the kitchen will come. [People] Keep reading »

Two Things I Love, One Cup

For the happiest morning ever … (Slightly NSFW, after the jump…) Keep reading »

Dear Wendy: “Am I An Attention Whore?”

My boyfriend and I have been seeing each other for three months, and currently live together. I’m just gonna cut to the chase here: he’s not good about replying to my texts. Usually, with my past significant others, I would always have cute little mushy text convos all day. However, when I text my current boyfriend a cute little, “I’m thinking about you” text or even a “What are you doing?” text, he rarely replies. Sometimes he will say he’s busy. Excuse me? Who is ever too busy to send a little measly text back to someone you love? And not only that, but he’s just not good with communication AT ALL. I’ve been stood up by him for lunch dates with no notice. He often has legitimate reasons, but he doesn’t even text or call me. He also doesn’t tell me what he does throughout his day. For example, if he gets off work early, or goes shopping, or has lunch with his buddies, he won’t even let me know what’s going on; I’m always blindsided. I’ve talked to him about this issue several times and he admits he’s not a good texter, but I know that’s a lie because I’ve seen him text other people back right away. Am I missing something here? Is there any way I can tell him how I feel without sounding like I’m an attention whore who needs my boyfriend to text me 24/7? I mean, maybe just four texts a day would be perfect. Am I overreacting here? — The Texter

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Between Two Ferns With Jennifer Aniston, Tila Tequila And, Of Course, Zach Galifianakis


Hooray! Another of episode of “Between Two Ferns” has hit the web. This time, the adorable and funny Zach Galifianakis interviews both Tila Tequila and Jennifer Aniston, but seems to have much better chemistry with the former. For the record, if I was forced to pick a state to annihilate with a nuclear weapon, I would choose Delaware. Sorry Joe Biden. [Funny Or Die] Keep reading »

Diet Pepsi Slims Down In Desperate Appeal To Gender Stereotypes

Is the traditional Diet Pepsi can too short and fat for you? Are you embarrassed to be seen holding it? No worries, girlfriend. PepsiCo. has announced it’s releasing a “taller, sassier, new Skinny Can” which is meant to celebrate “beautiful, confident women.” It’s like the Virginia Slims of diet sodas! Naturally, the new can will debut this fall, just in time for fashion week, because, duh, “Our slim, attractive new can is the perfect complement to today’s most stylish looks,” said Pepsi CMO Jill Beraud. Ugh. I think I’ll stick with my chubby Diet Coke, thanks. [The Daily What] Keep reading »

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