Girl Talk: How I Learned About Feminism And Motherhood From Molly Weasley

By: Krystie Lee Yandoli / July 13, 2011
I was eight years old when I first picked up Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone at an elementary school book fair. My mom bought me a hardcover copy to take home and read at my leisure. Instead of tuning into the Disney Channel I devoured all 309 pages of Harry’s first adventure in one… More »

Vivident Gum’s Man Boobs & Marionettes

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 13, 2011
Vivident Gum is apparently the most popular gum in Italy, perhaps because their commercials are, um, so memorable. For a country dismayed by the antics of the "Jersey Shore" cast, I am surprised this ad passed muster. Naked man tits? A frightening marionette man? What does this have to do with gum again? [… More »

No, Roseanne Barr Doesn’t Want To Go To The Movies With You

"I hate movies. I hate the whole f**king movie business. I hate everything involved with movies. Producers. Moviemakers. Those people are freaking nuts and criminals. I can’t take it. They’re not like the rest of humanity. I’d rather hang out with plumbers. They’re so self-important. And everything they do is bulls**t. Excuse me, but movie… More »

Mind Of Man: First Dates Are The Worst, Am I Right? Seriously? AM I RIGHT?

By: John DeVore / July 13, 2011
I think “tapas” is actually Spanish for “Hey, these people will spend a lot of money to eat small portions of food off of tiny plates.” The whole idea of “tapas” was probably invented in the '70s as a way to fleece English-speaking tourists who found appetizers sold as entrees charming and rustic. I hate… More »

Just Your Type (Of T-Shirt)

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / July 13, 2011
Is this T-shirt simple? Yes. Straight to the point? Definitely. Delightfully specific? Of course. Curiously poetic? You betcha. Last question: Would you wear it? Us: resounding yes! More »

Today In Terribleness: Catherine Kieu Becker Puts Husband’s Penis In Garbage Disposal

By: Ami Angelowicz / July 13, 2011
Remember the name Catherine Kieu Becker because she is the new Lorena Bobbit. Last night, the 48-year-old California woman poisoned her husband's dinner, tied him to the bed, cut his penis off with a knife, tossed it in the garbage disposal, and turned it on. Why? Becker told officers that her husband "deserved it."… More »