[I would know a woman and I were not compatible] if she had condoms in her house, that would just f**kin’ throw me off. That’s just tacky.
– Will.i.am on his dating dealbreakers in Elle. Excuse me? And again, excuse me! How is it tacky to have condoms in your house? It means you are a responsible woman who protects herself. How could that possibly be a turn off? Wouldn’t that be reassuring? Ohhhh, wait … I get it. Women who keep condoms in their houses are sluts. And Will.i.am is not looking for a slut. He’s looking for a virgin who uses baby wipes. That’s another one of his dealbreakers by the way — if she doesn’t have baby wipes in her bathroom. Let’s get angry about his statement in the comments. It will make me feel better. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »
Jennifer Lawrence is on the cover of Rolling Stone this week, and she looks amazing (does she ever not?), wearing heavy black eyeliner and a sheer white T-shirt that gives a clear view of sideboob. And then inside the mag, she wears an extremely low-cut red swimsuit (how “Baywatch”!) that reveals what might be a new type of cleavage – insideboob. Sure, she might be a bit more covered up than other celebrities who have shown us some sideboob (ahem, Lauren Conrad), but hey, it still counts. Speaking of those other celebrities, click through to check out some legendary sideboob moments from Hollywood’s biggest stars…
Cindy Crawford, the original ’90s supermodel, looks damn fine at 45. Here she is on the cover of this month’s Vogue vamping it up in a leather jacket and looking absolutely radiant. I’ll have what she’s having. [Fashionista] Keep reading »
We’ve all (well, most of us) had to do it — put on a poufy chartreuse frock, rocked some silver open-toed shoes from Payless, and plastered a smile on our face so that a special lady in our life can enjoy her big day. Being a bridesmaid can be rewarding once you accept that you’ll probably look ridiculous. Even celebrities have to take one for the team sometimes. Click through to see some celebrities doing their duty as bridesmaids.
I can’t wait — like, cannot wait — for “Bridesmaids” to come out. Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph, Jon Hamm (!!!), and food poisoning jokes? Yes, please. Also, three golden retriever puppies appeal to my inner nine-year-old girl. This “dirty version” of the “Bridesmaids” trailer — NSFW on account of salty language and Jon Hamm getting some reverse cowgirl action — has me feeling excited in my panties, for real. [IndieWire] Keep reading »