This past weekend, as I was conducting an experiment to find out how many hours I could spend on my couch before developing sofa sores, I finally decided to watch a show called “The Wire.” Perhaps you’ve heard of it. The critically acclaimed show aired on HBO for five seasons and ended its run in early 2008. Better late than never! Ten episodes into season one, it is my new obsession and I want, nay, need, the full series on DVD so there is absolutely no lull as I make my way through the rest of the episodes. Omar, Bubbles, and Stringer Bell might miss me.
Gwyneth Paltrow apparently didn’t do any knitting with grandma. When she appeared on “Chelsea Lately” this week, she and Chelsea Handler talked about their respective German grandmas. Gwyneth apparently called her mom’s mom “Mutti” and not in a good way. “My grandmother was a real c**t,” she said. “She basically hated my guts. She tried to poison my mother against me, but it didn’t work because I have a great mother. She was just tough, just tough. You look back and you think she must not have been very happy and she must have had a lot of pain because she was mean as hell.” Wow, using the c-word on someone who’s dead? Harsh. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »
Watch your back, Tina Fey, there’s a new Sarah Palin in town! The first photo of Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin for the HBO film, “Game Change,” which began production today, is out. Damn, Julianne looks exactly like the pitbull in lipstick: the lady-politician red jacket, the wireless glasses, the squinty grin … it’s all pitch-perfect! Who do you think looks more like Sarah Palin — tried-and-true Tina Fey or new-girl-in-town Julianne Moore? [People] Keep reading »
[I would know a woman and I were not compatible] if she had condoms in her house, that would just f**kin’ throw me off. That’s just tacky.
– Will.i.am on his dating dealbreakers in Elle. Excuse me? And again, excuse me! How is it tacky to have condoms in your house? It means you are a responsible woman who protects herself. How could that possibly be a turn off? Wouldn’t that be reassuring? Ohhhh, wait … I get it. Women who keep condoms in their houses are sluts. And Will.i.am is not looking for a slut. He’s looking for a virgin who uses baby wipes. That’s another one of his dealbreakers by the way — if she doesn’t have baby wipes in her bathroom. Let’s get angry about his statement in the comments. It will make me feel better. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »
Jennifer Lawrence is on the cover of Rolling Stone this week, and she looks amazing (does she ever not?), wearing heavy black eyeliner and a sheer white T-shirt that gives a clear view of sideboob. And then inside the mag, she wears an extremely low-cut red swimsuit (how “Baywatch”!) that reveals what might be a new type of cleavage – insideboob. Sure, she might be a bit more covered up than other celebrities who have shown us some sideboob (ahem, Lauren Conrad), but hey, it still counts. Speaking of those other celebrities, click through to check out some legendary sideboob moments from Hollywood’s biggest stars…