12 Stars Who’ve Done “Hollywood Homely”

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The movie “Hesher” won’t be out until April 15, but we are excited about it for many reasons. (A) Because in it, Joseph Gordon-Levitt takes a Tyler Durden-ish turn as a long haired, often-shirtless wild man who befriends a kid who has lost his mom. (B) Because we’ll get to see Rainn Wilson play serious as the dad of said kid, who is uber-depressed after his wife’s death. And (C) because Natalie Portman will grace us with her presence once again this spring. However, Natalie isn’t looking as totally gorgeous as she normally does. In fact, it looks like she’s come down with a case of “Hollywood Homely.”

What exactly does that mean? Find out after the jump.

Quickies: Britney Accused Of Plagiarizing “Hold It Against Me” & Kim Kardashian’s New Single

  • Britney Spears is accused of plagiarizing the lyrics for her new single “Hold It Against Me” from a 1979 song called “If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me” by the Bellamy Brothers. [Daily Mail UK]
  • David Beckham and Posh Spice have been invited to Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding. Sir Elton John is the only other celeb of note on the guest list. [Oh No They Didn't]
  • Who wasn’t invited to the royal wedding? Sarah Ferguson, a.k.a. Fergie, the ex-wife of William’s uncle, Prince Andrew. Last year Fergie was caught on tape accepting bribe money to get access to her royal ex. You — and Fergie — can check out the royal wedding invitation here. [PopEater]

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Today’s Lady News: The Men’s Only Lawfirm

  • A law firm in Jacksonville, Florida, only takes on mens’ cases because they say the family law system is biased against fathers. Its slogan is “Men Only. Family Law Only,” which has gotten the attention of the Florida Bar Association for potential gender discrimination. The firm, which only has one female lawyer on staff, says they’re just focusing on mens’ rights, which may mean they’re focusing on “mens’ rights.” [Jacksonville.com]
  • Hong Kong has launched a nude cooking show, which will be hosted by a model with no actual culinary experience. [Village Voice]
  • Womens’ shelters in Kabul, Afghanistan, are bracing themselves for new rules which they fear would put women and girls escaping abusive families at risk. [NPR]

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Panties That Make Your Pubic Area Appear Well-Groomed

Sometimes a gal wakes up and realizes she has a specialty in life. In the journalism world, they call that a “beat.” And apparently, weird panties are my beat. Last week, I told you about panties with built-in liners which ensure your period — even when menstrual blood is leaking in your drawers — is a sexy time. Today, I am all about underwear which allow you to test out a new pubic hair design before having it ripped out from the root by your trusted waxer. Trim & Proper panties are basic nude cotton panties with little, suggestive pubic hair designs on the front. Also, according to the About Us page, these panties “cover mishaps, misshapes and outright neglect,” which I guess is why they’re nude-colored? So that from far away you look naked and well-groomed? But to whom? Peeping Toms? I am confused. But at least these are cheaper than the panties that soak up your period leakage. [$16, Trim & Proper] Keep reading »

Playing Stylist: Stars And The Designers They Should Be Wearing

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It’s not often that one has the opportunity to play stylist — but some of the lines shown during Fall 2011 Ready-To-Wear Fashion Week really seemed to conjure up certain celebrities. We took a look at the collections with an eye toward what celebs we might like to see in the clothes. After the jump, check out our pairings, and tell us if you think we got it right.

What Justin Bieber Looks Like When He’s Flirting WIth Rihanna

Not gonna lie — it looks like Justin Bieber and Rihanna might be having a bit of an awkward convo at last night’s NBA All-Star Game. RiRi just wants to finish texting whatever hottie is blowing up her phone now, while Biebs is trying to put on the smoothest moves in his 16-year-old repertoire but ends up just grinning at her all dopey-like. It’s okay Justin. I think she gets that a lot. Keep reading »

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