Morning Quickies: Lindsay Lohan Poses For Her Fifth Mug Shot

Jessica Wakeman / October 20, 2011

Lindsay Lohan posed for her fifth mug shot yesterday after she was led away to jail in handcuffs following a meeting with a judge about violating her parole. Allegedly, LiLo has not been meeting her community service requirements or attending her weekly therapy sessions. After posing for her mug shot last night, Lindsay… More »

Beyonce Forces A Fan To Sing

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 20, 2011

Ahh, this poor woman, just tryin’ to enjoy a Beyonce concert, when Beyonce herself comes over and shoves the mic in her face, expecting her to sing. “No, Beyonce! No, Beyonce!” she begs, to no avail. And then we — and Beyonce — understand why. I’m howling with empathy because this is exactly what I… More »

Etsy Spotlight: Perfect Peace Signs

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / October 20, 2011

What’s not to love about the peace sign? It’s visually pleasing, powerfully symbolic, and a great throwback to the 1960s.  Etsy has tons of handmade products featuring different variations of the peace sign, from rings to journals to baby shoes. We’ve rounded up 10 of our favorites. The best part? You can get your hand… More »

Get Paid To Date (Er, Escort?) On

Jessica Wakeman / October 20, 2011

Don’t waste your precious time and money on dinner and drinks with a fugly troll. And don’t be punished for your “high standards.”

Instead, pay the beautiful ladies of for their time. Yeah, I don’t understand What’s Your Price, either, other than it sells itself as a “dating site” rather than a… More »

In Which The New York Times Attempts To Make Men In Heels A Thing

Julie Gerstein / October 20, 2011

New York Times, just quit it. Nobody is buying your  purported claims that men are now wearing high heels. Because they are not. THEY ARE NOT! As everyone knows, a New York Times trend story is what happens when a New York Times writer or editor has a friend that does something quirky. All the… More »

19 (More) Halloween Costumes That Won’t Get You Laid

Ami Angelowicz / October 20, 2011

After a thorough inspection of available costumes for men, I have come to the conclusion that the Halloween industry is conspiring to sabotage dudes’ chances of getting laid. There are just so, so many horribly unsexy Halloween costumes for men. We’ve showed you a bunch in the past, but believe it or not, there are… More »