Charlize Theron Graces September Vogue Cover With Her Perfect Self

Ah, Charlize. I shake my fist at you. Always so perfect, dammit! Presumably to promote her upcoming movie, “The Road,” in which she plays a suicidal mother, Theron graces the cover of the September 2009 issue of Vogue and gasps: “I always reveal too much.” I’m sure that line is intended to pull in the guy readers along with the ladies, no? Meanwhile, Fashion Copious has the down and dirty deets on how the Fashion Magazine of Our Times is faring during the financial downturn, judging by its infamous September issue, and it ain’t pretty. Total pages and ad pages are down by around 300 pages each since 2007. Well, at least it won’t be so hard to lug the darn thing home on the subway. [Charlize Theron] Keep reading »

It Was Over When …

There’s a new dating confession site to add to some of our old favorites called It Was Over When. The site is dedicated to, you guessed it, the moment or event in a relationship when one or both parties knew it was over. Like others in its genre, it’s a community effort with readers submitting their own sad — and often hilarious — stories. After the jump, a few of my favorites. Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie At “Inglourious Basterds” Premiere

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie put on their tough personas for the “Inglourious Basterds” premiere. We really love Angelina’s leather tube dress because we just can’t get enough of dresses with pockets. And Brad looks sexy, as usual. [LA, 8/10/09] Keep reading »

Craigslist Half-Heartedly Cracks Down On Prostitution

Remember that Oscar winner who allegedly used Craigslist to lure women to his place so he could rape them? Or the Craigslist Killer? Or that man who advertised on Craigslist for someone to rape his wife? After all these horrendous incidents, Craigslist felt pressured to get rid of their “Erotic Services” section and replace it with a less blatantly prostitutiony “Adult Services” section. What’s happened since? Keep reading »

Kathy Griffin and Levi Johnston Do “Larry King Live”

As we told you yesterday, Kathy Griffin and Sarah Palin‘s grandbaby-daddy, Levi Johnston, are, like, totally Demi and Ashton 2.0. Well, they escorted each other to the Teen Choice Awards Sunday evening anyway, and last night they appeared together on “Larry King Live” to dish about their date, and you know what? I think we may have underestimated ol’ Levi.

Kathy Griffin is a tough broad to handle and, albeit with a little help from his “chew,” Levi can totally hold his own with her. “Well, you’re a lot to take care of,” Levi says in his slow, sheepish drawl when Kathy berates him for his bad habit and then goes on to make sexually suggestive comments for the duration of their interview. I know Kathy loves her gays, but Levi makes such an excellent straight man to her goofy-crazy, she might want to consider taking him on the road. Forget “My Life on the D-List,” I want to see these two starring in their very own version of “The Newlyweds.” Keep reading »

Man Sentenced For Groping Minnie Mouse!

In June, 60-year-old grandpa John Moyer visited Walt Disney World. He was hanging in Toontown when he ran into Minnie Mouse. As he took a photo with her, he reached up and gave her fake-mouse boobs a little squeeze. Just for good measure, he patted her on the butt. The grandkids were watching. The woman playing Minnie complained to her boss, who had Moyer arrested, according to Click Orlando. This week, he went on trial and was just sentenced to two days in jail, 180 days probation, and 50 hours of community service — all of which he must do before he can head home to Pennsylvania.

The best part of this whole story? The courtroom exchanges. Keep reading »

Is Halle Berry Pregnant Again?

Halle Berry was photographed wearing a loose-fitting gray dress in L.A. on Saturday. Her mid-section looked a little more plump than usual, fueling rumors that she is pregnant again. Back in April, Halle and Gabriel Aubry were spotted leaving the same fertility clinic they visited before having their daughter Nahla in 2008. If she is pregnant for a second time, I’ll have to eat my words about her relationship with Gabriel being a front for baby Nahla. Keep reading »

Man Gets 220 Flags Tattooed On Him To Break A World Record. WTF?

Indian dude Guinness Rishi is a perfect example of how not all goals are good ones. This guy, who had his first name changed to honor the Guinness Book of World Records, has decided to get a tattoo on his body of every flag of every country in the world in order to get his name in the book again. That’s 220 flag tattoos in all, and he’s starting the tattoos on his forehead. They’ll wrap around his head after that. And any flags that don’t fit on there will go, well, everywhere else. Including his peen. If Obsessive Record Breaking were a disorder, Rishi would have it. He’s broken four other records—including “World’s Oldest Adoptee,” “World’s Tallest Sugar Cube,” stuffed straws in his mouth to attain “Most Straws to Fit in a Person’s Mouth,” and guzzled a bottle of ketchup. All because … who knows? I’d like to add “World’s Most Bored Man” to the list. Seriously, get a life. [Telegraph UK via Needles and Sins]

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Confessions Of A (Maybe?) Excessive Drinker

Last night, I got drunk. (A few too many Blue Moons.) The night before that, I got drunk. (Vodka tonics.) The night before that, I got really drunk and accidentally made out with a dude two degrees skeevier than I would normally go anywhere near. (Shots followed by champagne.) The night before that, I … got drunk. (Blue Moon. Again.)

I bet you’re starting to notice a pattern here. Keep reading »

RIP, Poledancing. Cause Of Death? Miley Cyrus At The Teen Choice Awards

Ladies and gentlemen, we gather here today to remember our dear friend pole dancing.

Beloved by frat boys, horny old men, and starlets in desperate need of attention, pole dancing may have enjoyed decades more of life had not Miley Cyrus pole-danced at the Teen Choice Awards last night. Keep reading »

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