Like countless American children, I grew up hearing the nursery rhyme that claimed that little boys were made of “snips and snails and puppy-dog tails” while girls were “sugar and spice and everything nice.” Attached as I was as a small boy to our pet dachshund, I thought puppy-dog tails were a fine thing indeed, but the point of the rhyme wasn’t lost on me. Boys were dirty, girls were clean and pure. Keep reading »
I never knew a corn on the cob could be so revealing. What kind of person are you if you cut the corn off the cob and onto your plate because you don’t want all that crap caught in your teeth? A person very concerned about dental hygiene, that’s who. [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »
“[Kristen] felt connected to [Robert] from the first moment. That electricity, or love at first sight, or whatever it is … [I told Robert] ‘You’ve got to realize that Kristen is 17 years old. She’s underage. You’ve got to focus, dude, or you’re going to be arrested.’ I made him swear on a stack of Bibles.”
—original “Twilight” director Catherine Hardwicke talks about Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart‘s auditions for their iconic roles. They apparently met for the first time in Hardwicke’s kitchen and rehearsed a kissing scene on her bed. [People]
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Beyonce is super stoked for newly out R&B singer Frank Ocean, and to show her support, she did what only Bey-Bey could: She posted a poem for Ocean on her website. The rather repetitive verse encourages Ocean to be himself and be an inspiration. Would we expect anything less from Beyonce, really?
After the jump, seven more soulful celebrity poets (including Charlie Sheen — yes, really).
Kate Middleton can add Mr. Men children’s books to list of items immortalizing her fancy nuptials. Little Miss Princess meets and falls in love with a prince, Mr. Bump, and soon she’s living a castle with a butler who puts toothpaste on her toothbrush for her. Little Miss Princess, which goes on sale in the UK on Monday, will be the first Mr. Men book to be published since 2004; an accompanying sticker and coloring book, Little Miss Princess and the Very Special Wedding, will be for sale in April. I’m not sad, though. Mr. Men wrote a book about me, too! It was called Little Miss Trouble. [Daily Mail UK] Keep reading »
After all the anticipation, I felt pretty underwhelmed by Britney Spears
‘ video for “Hold It Against Me
.” But her new single, “Till the World Ends,” sounds much better. The song was set to premiere today when Britney appeared on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show, but instead it was leaked in its entirety yesterday. “Looks like the cat’s out of the bag,” Britney twittered shortly after. Interestingly, this new track was written by Ke$ha
and contains lots of ‘oohs’ and ‘aahs’ that will implant themselves in your brain. And we’ll get to hear the rest of Britney’s new album, Femme Fatale
, in its entirety on March 14. [Just Jared
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