“Quirky Girl”: The Other Side Of The Manic Pixie Dream Girl

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 18, 2011

The Manic Pixie Dream girl — every woman kinda sorta wishes she could be her, every guy kinda sort wants to bang her. Right? If you’ve got a festering love/hate relationship with Zooey Deschanel’s character in “(500) Days Of Summer” — and other relentlessly quirky girls like her — then you’ll appreciate this Funny… More »

NJ Bridal Salon Refuses To Sell Lesbian Bride A Gown

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 18, 2011

Every bride dreams about picking out her perfect wedding gown and then being told she is a sinner who will burn in the fire-y pits of hell. Oh, wait, she doesn’t? Then you fail, Here Comes the Bride of Somers Point, New Jersey. You fail big. More »

What Was The Worst Job You Ever Had?

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 18, 2011

I am the queen of bad jobs. I had my first at age 15 when my dad informed me I’d be working at the local dry cleaners for the summer. It was a very long three months at $5 an hour. I took my next bad job as a hostess at Chili’s thinking it would… More »

Maggie Gyllenhaal Discovers A Vibrator In “Hysteria”

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 18, 2011

The time before the invention of the vibrator is a dark period of world history which I prefer not to think about. But imagine, ladies, if you will, a period when all of a woman’s problems were attributed to “hysteria,” a vague pathological affliction which doctors found could best be cured by applying… More »

Danielle Staub Says Reality TV Made Her Suicidal

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 18, 2011

Disclaimer: You may want to flog me for what I’m about to say, but I must say it. As a person who has suffered a serious bout of depression, I have the utmost empathy for anyone who is suicidal. But I just have to question Danielle Staub‘s motivation for doing an interview with “Entertainment Tonight”… More »

Dear Wendy: “My Boyfriend Lies About His Porn Viewing”

By: Wendy Atterberry / August 18, 2011

I’ve been with my boyfriend — my first boyfriend — for almost two years now. I am away from home at school, only an hour and half drive away, and we see each other every weekend. He stays with me when he comes to visit. Recently the past couple of times he has come to… More »