Doing The Baby Elephant Walk

Julie Gerstein / October 17, 2011

Fact: baby animals learning to walk look like drunks. Drunks or teenagers on acid. But cuter! Like this baby elephant taking his first baby elephant steps ever! (Extra points for small British child yelling out in the background “It’s a baaaaaaaby!”) [… More »


Dominique Strauss-Kahn Linked To French Prostitution Ring

Jessica Wakeman / October 17, 2011

Whether or not you believe Dominique Strauss-Kahn sexually assaulted a hotel maid in New York City this spring (and I, personally, believe that he did), we can all agree the former head of the International Monetary Fund is a sleazy dude. Not long after he was accused by Nafissatou Diallo, a Guinean immigrant, of forcing her… More »


Soapbox: Did Kelly Osbourne Really Just Call Christina Aguilera Fat?

Ami Angelowicz / October 17, 2011

“I was never that fat,” Kelly Osbourne said of Christina Aguilera’s look at the Michael Jackson Tribute Concert. Kelly justified her unkind remarks with this: “She called me fat for so many f**king years … so you know what? F**k you! You’re fat too.” Oh. No. She. Didn’t. More »


Co-Sign: The (Possibly) Last Thing The Gloss Will Say About XOJane

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 17, 2011

Glen Hansard From “Once” On Being Bandmates Post-Breakup

Jessica Wakeman / October 17, 2011

“It was tricky in that we split up and had to remain in a band. Whenever we play music together, it’s f**kin’ intimate, there’s no two ways about it. You cannot sing with someone and not be intimate. It just doesn’t work, and that’s why I’m not playing in the band right now. I’m still… More »


Flowchart: Are You Dating A Vampire?

The Frisky / October 17, 2011

Hey ladies. Does your man stare at you with hunger rather than lust? Does his skin shimmer in the light like he just got home from an all-night rave in San Francisco circa 1995? Does he do the opposite of keep you warm at night? Girl, you may have Vampire Boyfriend Problems. Use this handy flowchart to… More »