The Good, The Bad & The WTF: Who Won The Money On “Bachelor Pad”

By: Kate Torgovnick/ / September 13, 2011

Last night’s season finale of “Bachelor Pad” was kind of like McDonald’s Supersize French Fries—it was three hours long, loaded with salt, and left me feeling kind of woozy after I devoured it. So, were Kasey and Vienna able to strong-arm themselves into the win? Did Holly gravitate back toward Michael or stay fixated o… More »

Meet The Human Barbie Dolls

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 13, 2011

Dealbreaker: The Unmedicated Guy

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 13, 2011

It didn’t take long for me to figure out something about Nick* was different. Everything about him was outsized, super-charming and a bit impulsive. For our second date, he seriously considered whisking me away to Atlantic City for the weekend to go gambling. After only two weeks of dating, he told me he thought I… More »

Moby Wants To Make A Porno

By: Kate Torgovnick/ / September 13, 2011

“I’ve never understood why porn made for men often stars studly guys with enormous, you know? Surely that’s intimidating to most guys watching? My porn flick would exclusively feature men with normal-to-titchy-sized penises in order to make viewers feel better.”
Moby tells Bizarre magazine that he wants to make a porno starring normally-endowed guys. Now,… More »

Be My Boyfriend: Alleged Murderer With Creative Facial Implants

By: Julie Gerstein / September 13, 2011

Dear Potential Boyfriend: Your an innovator, a restless soul, a man whose creativity couldn’t be expressed merely via piercings and “666” tattoos. No, no, you needed something more. You craved a greater tool for self-expression and body modification. So you went for facial implants — several of them! — to give your face an unsettling… More »

11 Celebrity Thumb Suckers

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 13, 2011