Herman Cain Wants To Lick This Ice Cream Off Your Supple Body

Jessica Wakeman / November 8, 2011

HarassMint Chocolate Chip with Fondled Fudge Chunks and Assaulted Peanuts? Oh, Herman Cain, you had this coming. Even if it is a spoof. [BuzzFeed]… More »

Reader Recipes: 6 Ways To Rock A Chicken

Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 8, 2011

Last week, in honor of our mission to “Get Bitchin’ In The Kitchen,” I asked you to send me your favorite recipes for a forthcoming slideshow. Well, I got so many recipes that one slideshow just ain’t gonna suffice. Instead, I’m posting the recipes over the course of the week — and I’m still accepting… More »

Sex Of Beyonce’s Baby Revealed With Ridiculously Lavish Gift

The Stir / November 8, 2011

It’s a given that Beyonce and Jay-Z’s baby is going to be one of the most spoiled children ever to crawl the Earth. Not because his or her parents are out of touch with reality, because they’re stupid rich dagnabbit and so are their friends — why shouldn’t that tyke be spoilt to the core? The latest gift bestowed… More »

Kate Winslet Launches Makeup Line With Lancôme

Rachel Krause / November 8, 2011

Is there any reason not to love Kate Winslet? She’s gorgeous, clever, and charming, not to mention one of the most compelling actresses in movies today. Kate also saved Richard Branson’s mother from a fire, making her a veritable saint. Fans of the British actress will also know that she has been the face of… More »

Fifth Woman, Donna Donella, Accuses Herman Cain Of Sexual Harassment

Jessica Wakeman / November 8, 2011

A fifth woman has accused Herman Cain, that charming roué, of sexual harassment. Donna Donella, 40, of Arlington, Virginia, said Cain tried to get her to set him up with an Egyptian businesswoman and when she refused, he asked her out to dinner. She refused that, too. (I mean, who wants to be a guy’… More »

“Celebrity” Cabbage Patch Kids Equal Parts Random & Terrifying

Jessica Wakeman / November 8, 2011

Show me a little girl who doesn’t want a Cabbage Patch Kid doll in the likeness of Al Roker and I’ll show you a liar. All small children are just dying to snuggle up with the “Today” show weatherman!
They aren’t? No? Well, let’s hope some deep-pocketed adults do, because someone needs to find the… More »