Give Whitney Cummings A Shot

There’s a lot of female comedians we love — Tina Fey, Kristin Wiig, Margaret Cho — but Whitney Cummings has a special place in our heart. For starters, her name is a joke in and of itself. Secondly, the frequent “Chelsea Lately” guest is an avid Frisky reader. But beyond the fact that she obviously has great taste in reading material, what we love the most is that her standup routine focuses on sex and relationships. She’s at her most hysterical discussing everything from emotional ninjas to porn star screams in the comedy special “Money Shot,” which is out on DVD this week. Who says women aren’t funny? Oh yeah, no one we actually respect.

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Woman Commits Catricide In The Name Of Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga pushes the fashion envelope, but she would never condone catricide in her name. One of Gaga’s Little Monsters, Angelina Barnes, allegedly murdered her family’s cat by drowning it in the bathtub and mutilating its body. Why? The 20-year-old Oklahoma woman needed the cat’s blood for a stylish outfit she was planning to wear to Lady Gaga’s concert that evening. Her plan was foiled when a relative discovered her in her home wearing a long coat with cat blood smeared all over her face, duct tape over all the light switches, and the cat’s liver in her makeup case. Angelina never made it to the concert as she was escorted to the psych ward. She had suffered from depression in the past, but friends and family insist she had never been violent. So. Upsetting. [FOX] Keep reading »

12 Celebs With No Desire To Be In A Relationship

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It would be strange to date Yoko Ono, no? To look back at the the photos of her and John Lennon and see how in love they were and compare your relationship to that. Not to mention knowing that her last dude was, well, a Beatle and that people still leave flowers on his grave 30 years after his death. Also, Yoko doesn’t have a personality that everyone could love. Well, luckily, she says she isn’t interested in relationships anyway. In an interview with Spinner.com, she was asked, “Have you ever thought about dating or remarrying?” Yoko’s response: “I’m one of those independent and cocky people. I don’t care if anybody’s around and I don’t want anybody around.”

After the jump, more celebrities who are just not into the whole relationship thing.

For The Record, Tracy Morgan Doesn’t Stuff His Pants

Tracy Morgan took a seat on the estrogen-soaked couch of “The View” yesterday. He and Sherri Shepherd have a special relationship since she plays his wife on “30 Rock.” While watching a clip of the sitcom where Tracy got to show off his revenge body, Sherri shared a little secret. “Every time he came out, he would stuff something in his pants,” she said. Tracy did not approve. “That wasn’t stuffed!” Tracy insisted. “No. No. That’s me. You know I’m magically delicious.” And it only got funnier from there. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

This Is The Cheesiest Tribute To Prince William And Kate Middleton Ever

Only a special few will see Kate Middleton‘s face staring back at them from a mango-flavored jelly bean. But Papa John’s in the UK is making sure anyone can see Will and Kate staring back at them from a pizza. Thanks to a creative “food artist,” the royal couple’s faces appear to be made from chunks of ham. Kate’s luscious locks are slices of olives while Prince William‘s are slices of pepperoni. Papa John’s will deliver the Kate and Prince William pizza on their wedding day, April 29, which will be sure to turn the mood of your viewing party from festive to creepy. [The Sun UK] Keep reading »

Frisky Reader Revealed: LR52185

Hands down, the best thing about working at The Frisky is our amazing readers. We so heart all of your witty, thoughtful, and informative comments—heck, we even appreciate the mean ones. Sometimes, we can’t help but wonder about the faces behind the avatars. So we decided to launch a weekly column where we learn all about a Frisky reader. After the jump, meet LR52185, one of our commenters (and a prolific suggester of stories for Today’s Lady News!). Keep reading »

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