Man Calls 911 Over Broken iPhone

Stefanie Blejec / November 12, 2011

Ah, stupid people doing stupid things. A man named Michael Alan Skopec was arrested after he called 911 five times to report a grave emergency — his iPhone was broken! To his credit, when police arrived  to investigate a disorderly conduct charge, he was intoxicated. Skopec, a resident of Bristol, Illinois is no fumbling frat boy,… More »

Evening Quickies: Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen Voted Vogue’s “Best Dressed” Sisters

Jessica Wakeman / November 11, 2011

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen beat out the Fanning sisters, Beyoncé and Solange, and even Kate and Pippa Middleton on Vogue’s 2011 “Best Dressed Sisters” list. If I don’t have anything nice to say, I won’t say anything at all. Maybe I just don’t “get” high fashion. []
Mike McQueary, the Penn State… More »

This Week In Sex: The World’s Largest Bra Is A Size 1222B, Plus A Size Queen Shares Sex Tips

Ami Angelowicz / November 11, 2011

The world’s largest bra was unveiled as part of a “Wear It Pink” campaign. It’s a size 1222B. That boulder holder would fit a whole lotta boobie. [HuffPo Weird News]
Monogamy might be too much for us to expect at this point in the evolution (or devolution?) of relationships.  [Your Tango]
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November 11: What Are We Wearing Today?

Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 11, 2011

Happy 11/11/11! Did you make a wish at 11:11 a.m.? I forgot, but I am going to make a wish at 11:11 p.m. (I don’t believe in military time!). I can’t tell you what it is because I don’t want to jinx it, but here are the letters to the three words, all mixed up:… More »

Kim Kardashian’s Butt Gets Dragged Into The Divorce

Stefanie Blejec / November 11, 2011

To add to the tornado of gossip that Kim Kardashian’s divorce has ushered in, there are now claims that her soon-to-be-ex-husband Kris Humphries has “evidence” that Kim pads her famous butt! Dun, dun, duuuun! The “evidence” is reportedly a pic or a vid on his cell phone, says The National Enquirer. If only we could… More »

Teenage Madonna Deflected Boys With Her Armpit Hair

Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 11, 2011

“Going to high school, I saw how popular girls had to behave to get the boys. I knew I couldn’t fit into that. So I decided to do the opposite. I refused to wear makeup, to have a hairstyle. I refused to shave. I had hairy armpits.”
Madonna explains what she was like… More »