Pop Star Brian McFadden Pens New Ode To Date Rape


You would think that a song called “Just the Way You Are” would be about loving and accepting a person with all their faults and foibles and so on and so forth. But it turns out that the full title of Irish pop singer Brian McFadden’s new song is “Just the Way You Are (Drunk at the Bar).” And it turns out that this song, far from being about unconditional love and acceptance, is in fact a gift for the committee in charge of picking a new national anthem for the Republic of Daterapia. Check out this chorus, after the jump. Keep reading »

11 New Agey Celebs

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The former Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson, found her way back from “the gutter” after her involvement in the humiliating scandal where she was caught trying to sell access to her ex-husband, Prince Andrew. How did she heal, you ask? She hopped aboard the New Age train. “They always say a lotus flower grows with very strong roots in muddy water, and it grows tall and strong and no water sticks to its leaves. We musn’t let negativity stick to us … I was not aware of my roots, I wasn’t standing tall and I had a world of negativity stuck to me … I was happy just sitting in my own isolated, lonely place, alone with Sarah, because at least I had myself … And so I went to find the lotus flower within myself,” she explained. Makes perfect sense. Find the lotus flower within. Or just stop drinking excessive amounts of wine and talk to a shrink. Hey! To each her own. After the jump, some other celebs who have taken a ride on the New Age train. [Daily Mail UK]

Win This! Gap’s Soft Trench For Spring

Jeggings. Shooties. Jorts. So many hybrid fashion terms, too little time after shopping to memorize them. It’s okay, here’s one worth remembering — FLASHION. That when flash sales occur on hot fashion items allowing shoppers the opportunity to grab them before sell out at a major markdown. Gap is having one a Flashion sale of their own this Saturday March 5th — in-store shoppers will be able to grab this Soft Trench for only $50, nearly $40 off the retail price of $89.95, and just for that one day. But like Veruca Salt, do you want in nowwww — and for free? We’re giving away a Soft Trench to one super lucky reader!

WIN THIS! Tell us in the comments what the most ridiculous fashion hybrid item (a la jeggings) you could imagine would be — and what it would be called. For example, BRADIGAN: a bra that buttons in the front like a cardigan. The most hilarious answer will walk away with Gap’s Soft Trench and the rest of you will have to get your own on Saturday. Enter by 11:59 p.m. on Thursday, March 3, 2011. We’ll pick our favorite response and announce the winner Friday, March 4. You must live in the U.S. or Canada to win. (Read the official rules here.) Good luck!

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10 Stars Who Dropped F-Bombs And Other No-No Words During Awards Shows

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Last night, while accepting the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress in “The Fighter,” Melissa Leo made Oscar history. “I’m just shaking in my boots here,” she said, after doing some funny flirting with Kirk Douglas. “I am kind of speechless. When I watched Kate two years ago it looked so much f***ing easier.” Apparently, it was the first time that an f-bomb was dropped at the Academy Awards. [Yahoo]

But Melissa is in good company. Here, other stars who’ve cursed during award show acceptance speeches.

Quickies: Dior’s John Galliano Caught On Tape Saying “I Love Hitler” & A Pregnancy Pact?

  • A video has been released of suspended Dior designer John Galliano slurring at patrons in a Parisian café with an anti-Semitic rant. Galliano can be heard saying “I love Hitler” and “People like you would be dead. Your mothers, your forefathers, would all be f**king gassed.” He also calls them “ugly.” (It’s unclear if this video is from the incident last week that led to Dior’s suspension of Galliano, or if it was filmed on a separate occasion.) Ugh, just throw him in the pokey with Mel Gibson. [Styleite]
  • Poor, poor Bielibers: Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber were photographed kissing in one of those old-timey photo boots at the Vanity Fair Oscars party. [Celebuzz]
  • MTV star Abram Boise from “Road Rules: South Pacific” was arrested in Massachusetts this weekend for peeing in public … and then pooped on his hands and wiped them on the walls of his jail cell. Get it together, Abram. Not even Ronnie from “Jersey Shore” would do that. [TMZ]

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