Netflix And Chill Condoms Will Get Your Message Across, Loud And Clear

Megan Reynolds / October 8, 2015

Just in case they don’t get it. … More »

Taylor Swift Thinks Fans “Might Need A Break” From Her — And She Is Correct

Megan Reynolds / October 8, 2015

Finally, I have The Secret-ed something into reality. … More »

Sad Trombone: No One Wants To Buy Farrah Abraham’s DNA For Some Reason

Robyn Pennacchia / October 8, 2015

Don’t worry though! You can still purchase it for $49.99. More »

Amazon Launches New Etsy Rival, Handmade

Rebecca Vipond Brink / October 8, 2015

Let the crafting wars begin! More »

Bangs Forever: In Defense Of Fringe (The Cheapest Alternative To Botox)

Hands the fuck off my fringe. More »

Drunk Man Calls 911 During Hurricane Because Girlfriend Wouldn’t “Give Him Any Ass”

Rebecca Vipond Brink / October 8, 2015

Patrick Doggett, a 53-year-old man from Spartanburg, South Carolina, called 911 on Tuesday because his girlfriend “would not give him any ass.”
As Hurricane Joaquin was causing dams to breach in the state, Doggett, truly a keen observer of human suffering, identified the real emergency going on. OK, to be fair,More »

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