Creative Ways To Announce A Pregnancy In Any Profession

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Facebook is overrun with pictures of baby bumps or “side belly cleavage,” as I like to call it, originating with women announcing their journey from TTC (trying to conceive) to TWW (two-week window after ovulation) to Chosen Ones With Tiny John McCains in Their Bellies. As friends, we’re overjoyed when we see these in our feed, obviously, because we’re all going to get free baby lessons once our friends duplicate (this  is the correct terminology, right?).

There is a contingent of people who find the public baby bump pics, ultrasound avatars, or photographs of loaf of bread in the oven a little smug. But my key objection is the sheer lack of originality. Your ovaries spit out an egg that caught the flying shuttlecock of your mate mid-Fallopian tube — that is some world-class tennis you’re playing, lady! Your prowess in implanting a fertilized embryo deserves something a little more personalized.

If you’ve received the lucky news that you’re adding an initial to your Pottery Barn towels, tell your friends and family one of these fun ways: Keep reading »

How Publishing’s Biggest Troll Kept Harassing Women For So Long

How Publishing's Biggest Troll Kept Harassing Women For So Long

There’s a strange, magical little corner of Twitter and the rest of the Internet you may not have heard of unless you’re an author or an enthusiastic reader: the world of book bloggers. It’s where people get together for Twitter parties, hold cover reveals on their favorite blogs, and connect with readers on Tumblr. It’s also where some of most vicious, bizarre, and chilling wars of the Internet take place, all beneath a facade of politeness because everyone is too terrified to say anything for fear of jeopardizing their position in the publishing industry or their role in the book blogger hierarchy. Keep reading »

9 Protein-Based Food Trends I Wish Would Happen

Guys, what is with all of the food trends being either zero-calorie, nutrient-dense greens or froofy, sugary, carby grain-based things? I mean — cupcakes, donuts, cronuts, toast? Kale, collards, chard? We’re in denial, here. It’s like if we eat enough kale we might be able to “get away with” (eye roll) eating fried dough.

There’s no love for protein, man. I mean, yeah, bacon, but we’ve baconed so much that we’re about to have a bacon shortage. We need to replace the obsession. Here are my ideas: Keep reading »

Amber Rose Caught Wiz Khalifa Cheating On Her With Twins

  • According Peter Rosenberg from Hot 97, who is friends with Amber Rose, she filed for divorce because she caught Wiz Khalifa having a threesome with twin sisters. Rosenberg also insists that Rose was faithful and implies that reports of her hooking up with Nick Cannon were planted by Khalifa’s reps. Faith in humanity: waning. [Gawker]
  • Jessa Duggar and her husband paid a visit to the Holocaust Museum in Washington, DC, and proceeded to post a lengthy note on Instagram comparing the Holocaust to abortion. Duggar went on to blame evolution for racism and then somehow drag the elderly, the “pre-born” and children with Down syndrome into the conversation just for the hell of it. Reading it mostly makes me want to slug somebody but that’s not exactly constructive so I’m just going to reserve my ragey commentary and let Jessa’s ignorance speak for itself. [Jezebel]

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Watch The Clouds Move Above Tokyo In This Awesome Timelapse Video

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I Want To Go To There

This gorgeous timelapse video of the clouds over Tokyo will make you want to drop everything and hop on a flight to Japan. Filmmaker Darwinfish105 put the short together over the course of this spring and summer using four different cameras and then paired it with the song “Her Breath” by Arizono Kazuhiro. The end result is stunning! [Laughing Squid]

Not Having Access To An Abortion Can Make It Harder To Leave An Abusive Relationship

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  • Researchers at UCSF have found that not having access to an abortion when you want one makes it harder to leave an abusive relationship. [Feministing]
  • Michael Daly looks at the strange history of Hannah Graham’s abductor’s crimes. [The Daily Beast]
  • Joanna Coles, the editor who brought political content to Cosmopolitan in recent years, is now helming Seventeen. [Flavorwire] Keep reading »
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