Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Trust the words you’ll hear from that someone without going deep into analysis, trying to break down everything to the barest meaning and therefore deconstructing anything of substance. In other words, don’t be your worst enemy. The love you hear is the love you are getting, end of discussion.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Your boo is going to turn into a big baby this week and depending on how much you really care, it’ll mean a week of playing nursemaid. However, chances are, no matter how you feel, you’ll do the right thing anyway. Just pay attention to your feelings at the end of the week though, because if a flood of resentment comes your way, realize it’s there for a real reason.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

In case you didn’t know, you’re the sign of mystery, which will make more than perfect sense as your attractions do a 180 and take you down a slippery slope into a land with inhabitants you’ve never experienced before are found to be mesmerizing intriguing. You know it, get your latex bodysuit on and get ready to step into a sci-fi adventure that logic can’t explain.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

As much as your idealism is a part of you, it’s not going to do much for the overall picture of the life you truly want to lead if you just live to fantasize. To say it nicely, finding a guy with no prospects is what it is. No matter how much potential you believe he has, if he is not acting on it actively, don’t wish for the best. This week, realize a guy with some cash isn’t the devil.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

All the cards will be in your hand as of the 13th, when Venus enters Capricorn and bestows you a feeling of increased charm, elegance and beauty. Cosmically, you’ll have an extra special twinkle in your eye that’ll give you superhero strength to seduce who you wish and play any situation to your liking. Just remember, “With great power comes great responsibility.”

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Typically it’s you wielding the power of guilt, getting others to do as you wish backhandedly. Now, the tables will turn and it’ll be up to you to have to decipher what is real and what is just flat out manipulation. While the person twisting the screws might mean well, unless they learn to play properly, consider all angles before moving ahead.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Fast, hot and scintillating love can ignite, but don’t go crazy and plan too far ahead. While you’ll go beyond the normal reaches of your comfort zone, once you get there you’ll find that staying there isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Not to say you’ll get burned, more like the other way around. As it goes, your temperamental side can strike just as quickly.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Love can mean more than just getting you off, as in turning up your power couple status and hitting the town. This week, two heads are better than one and can result in cold hard cash. If no events are on the agenda, then take the initiative and create the opportunities, as in a dinner party or an outing of some sort. If all goes well, expect your first pay out in the bedroom.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

All will be right in your world if you hook up with someone vastly different than you this week, as in a different culture, religious background or country, etc… If you’re already with someone, turn out your more adventurous side with new places to do it and new toys to bring in. As it goes, right now it’s all about shaking up your system that’ll get your rocks off more intensely.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Your libido is going to be in charge and they’ll be no stopping her from wanting to do the things she is going to want to do. Sure, you might see the danger in where you will go, but curiosity will over ride all and at the end of the day, it’s just another fascinating tale to tell that may or may not end as predictably as you think.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

No matter what chaos at work is flying at you or what your crazy family is trying to get you to do, you be able to tune it all out to find peace of mind. The magical key to your paradise of cool and calm? The hot piece of meat lying in your bed willing to do as you wish without question. Thank your lucky stars for the deluge of endorphins that’ll numb any disaster away.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Showing your devotion through humility is the loudest message of love you can give. Although you’re not a lady to bow down to menial labor, such acts of affection will mean the most to that special someone in dire need of signs of your loyalty. Take his car to the wash or do his laundry. It’s those little tasks that’d be all you need to do to have him wanting to “eat in” all week long.