8 Ways To Get Laid On Thanksgiving

Simcha / November 16, 2011

An oldie, but goodie from Simcha. We thought we’d re-post as we continue to care about your sexual satisfaction this Turkey Day … especially if you’re single and horny. — Editor

Surviving the holidays is always stressful. And if you’re single, it’s the perfect time to eff the pain away! Thanksgiving weekend provide… More »

Stupid Rave Leads To Dolphin Casualty

Rachel Krause / November 16, 2011

I like pretty much everything more than I like raves, but I also like pretty much everything less than I like dolphins. One of my favorite sea creatures (I have many), dolphins are intelligent, loyal, and adorable. They are also highly sensitive to noise — they probably even lay claim to the best hearing i… More »

Go Hog Wild In The Sack With Bacon Lube

Ami Angelowicz / November 16, 2011

Everything is better with bacon, even your sex life. Now you can get all greased up like a wild carnival hog while porking with BaconLube. Yes, it’s what it sounds like. Originally invented as an April Fool’s joke, bacon trailblazers J & D foods (of Baconnaise and BaconSalt fame) decided to make bacon-flavored lube a… More »

“Twilight” Fans Camp Out For Edward and Jacob

Julie Gerstein / November 16, 2011

“Twilight: Breaking Dawn” doesn’t come out for another few days, but that hasn’t stopped rabid fans of the series from camping out in front of the Nokia Theater in Los Angeles in anticipation of the movie premiere. And oh, they’re not just camping, they’re plotting, planning, and wearing wedding dresses. They’re making elaborate collages and… More »

Is This Man The Hottest Action Star Ever?

IlainaFerramosca / November 16, 2011

The 5 Most Baffling Career Moves in Hollywood

IlainaFerramosca / November 16, 2011