17 Jobs That Are Guaranteed To Get You Laid

Last week, we whined that, in addition to these 14 Jobs That Won’t Help You Get Laid, being a sex/relationship blogger totally wrecks your chance at romance. We Frisky gals don’t have an exact statistic because the CDC won’t take our emails seriously, but we know from experience that the fear of being exposed on the internet kills thousands of boners each year. But just because we’re suffering here in the world wide web of singledom does not mean some professionals aren’t baggin’ more hot buns than Wonderbread. So, before you go choosing a career that might force you to become an expert masturbator, check out these 17 jobs that are guaranteed to get your business handled for you on the regs.

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Osama Tees and “Anorexic Legs” Stockings Not So Cute

Every now and again a young designer comes along and gives us hope for the future of the industry. Today, Swede Ida Pyk is not one of them. Though we imagine the intention behind her Osama Bin Laden tees and “anorexic legs” tights was ironic, unfortunately, they’re a bit of a FAIL in that department. Call us crazy, but something about a kid holding machine gun ammo just turns us off… [Refinery 29]

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Megan Wants A Murderer?

Have you been watching this show “Megan Wants A Millionaire” on VH1? Well, one of the men vying for Megan’s heart is a guy named Ryan Alexander Jenkins — TMZ is reporting that Jenkins is currently a suspect in a murder case. His wife, Jasmine Fiore, a stripper whom he met in Las Vegas after being booted from the show and married two days after, was found dead this past weekend, her body stuffed in a suitcase inside a trash bin. Jenkins allegedly was the one who told the police that Fiore was missing, and then disappeared. Authorities believe he was trying to flee to his native Canada, but his lawyer says he plans to fully cooperate with the investigation. Though reports — and his marriage to Fiore after the show’s conclusion — indicate Jenkins doesn’t win the reality TV show, TMZ says that he is one of the last men standing. His bio has since been removed from the network’s website, but True Crime managed to snag a screengrab. [TMZ] Keep reading »

True Blood’s Ryan Kwanten Gets The GQ Treatment

Groan. Is it just me, or does “True Blood” have the hottest cast on TV right now? Yesterday we gifted you with a naked photo of Alex Skarsgard (Eric). Today brings a plethora of sexy pics of Ryan Kwanten, who plays hot and hot-headed dummy Jason Stackhouse, from the upcoming issue of GQ. More, after the jump… [GQ] Keep reading »

My Friends Hate My Boyfriend!

“Sex and the City” illustrated many prominent issues that women sometimes encounter in their relationships: fertility struggles, unease about out-earning a boyfriend, being attracted to “toxic bachelors,” and wanting to pursue “sex like a man,” among others. While not every woman desires the unattached sex that Samantha pursues, “Sex and the City,” and in particular, “Sex and the City: The Movie” shined light on a phenomenon that nearly every woman deals with at one point or another: clashing with a friend’s love interest. On “Sex and the City,” Mr. Big continually treats Carrie like crap: never wanting to commit, marrying another woman yet expecting Carrie to happily continue as “the other woman,” and (spoiler alert!) eventually leaving Carrie at the altar at the Bradshaw-Preston wedding. But Samantha, Charlotte, and Miranda are always there to clean up the mess Big made. Needless to say, the girlfriends develop a major grudge. Charlotte even confesses that she practiced what she would say if she bumped into Mr. Big on the street: “I curse the day you were born!” Keep reading »

Sneak Preview: Hearting Topshop’s New Neurotica Line

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Quote Of The Day: Scarlett Johansson Lives Life When She’s Transient

“Both of us were in a transient place. I’ve been working since I was 8 years old, and whenever I have periods of time when I don’t have to be doing anything, where I don’t have any responsibility, it’s in those moments that I live my life. I felt, as the word transient would suggest, in between two places. In between a beginning and an end. And I think Pete also had that feeling of being in between, of being everywhere and nowhere at once.”

— Scarlett Johansson on how she and Pete Yorn came to collaborate on the album “Break Up.” With all this talk about living life most fully when she’s feeling transient, Scarlett sounds a lot like her character, Charlotte, in the 2003 movie, “Lost in Translation.” [via NY Mag] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Kim Kardashian And Reggie Bush Might Not Be Over

  • Kim Kardashian was spotted with Reggie Bush in New Orleans. [Us Weekly] — Hmm, did her sister’s pregnancy make her rethink her life path?
  • Robin Wright Penn has filed for divorce from Sean Penn for the third time. [Dlisted] — Here we go again. I’m taking bets for how long it’ll take for her to change her mind.
  • Bruce Willis and his wife Emma Heming might be looking for a swanky, new pad in L.A.’s Carlyle Residences. [E! Online]

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Shortsgate: Michelle Obama Dares To Bare Her Legs!

Oh holy hell. First Lady Michelle Obama has caught some flack for daring to wear shorts while on vacation with her family at the Grand Canyon in 100+ degree heat. (Emphasis all mine because I cannot fathom the absurdity.) This morning on “The Today Show,” The Washington Post‘s Robin Givhan and Mary Tomer, author of the upcoming book Mrs. O: The Face Of Fashion Democracy, discussed the brouhaha over Mrs. O wearing above-the-knee (GASP!) shorts. Apparently, some see this as her, I dunno, giving the middle finger to propriety and tradition since the look is so casual. The whole thing made me mega-stabby, especially since Lauer can’t help but acknowledge how ridiculous it is that they are even discussing the topic. If Obama had been wearing, say, a khaki skirt, would people have cared to comment? If the shorts had been below the knee, would that have been OK, or would the chatter then be about her looking frumpy? Also, isn’t there, like, a health-care debate going on? Keep reading »

Britney Does Letterman

Everyone’s favorite reformed (?) psycho-in-a-blond-weave, Britney Spears, made an appearance on “Letterman” last night, reading the Top Ten list which, appropriately enough, was titled “Top Ten Ways The Country Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President.” Wearing a string bikini — and an enormous tropical flower behind one ear — and looking more toned and in-shape than she has in years, Brit-Brit sat atop a Presidential-looking desk and shifted her weight from hip to hip as she read each number. The appearance was certainly less disastrous than past televised appearances (the infamous MTV Music Video Awards, anyone?), but I couldn’t help but think her “charisma” seemed a little canned. What do you think? Keep reading »

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