Gay Redheads Plot To Save Gingers From Extinction

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 25, 2011

Emergency: redheads on are on brink of extinction! Gingers are already genetically rare and now nature, that cruel mistress, has conspired to snuff out the red ones entirely. Everyone and anyone who was teased by being called “carrot top” in elementary school needs to band together for the propagation of the redheaded race. More »


Dorm Room Inspiration Board: For The Bio-Chemistry Major

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 25, 2011

12-Year-Old Boy Delivers Baby Brother, Is Probably Scarred For Life

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 25, 2011

Things a 12-year-old boy should not have to see up-close: his mother’s vagina, specifically his mother’s vagina while giving birth. Gaelen Edwards saw stuff that most boys his age have never seen. When his mother Danielle started crowning, he had no choice but to delivered his baby brother, Caynan, at home. “I said,… More »


The Good, The Bad & The WTF At The Premiere Of “One Day”

By: Julie Gerstein / August 25, 2011

Girl Talk: Finding The Good In Goodbye

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 25, 2011

About a month ago I was standing in a sandwich shop near my office and my mind went to the place it usually does, which is wondering what I would do if Ex-Mr. Jessica walked in. His office is only 10 blocks away from my own, so there is a very real possibility we may… More »


Pauly D Toilet Papers Vinny

Oh, those crazy Macaroni Rascals. (Yeah, that’s what the cast of “Jersey Shore” is being called in Japan.) In this video, Pauly D toilet papers Vinny as he sleeps. Sadly, this is the most interesting thing that’s happened with Vinny all season. Is it just me, or has he gotten beyond boring? [WetMore »