What Are “Ninkles” And Do I Have Them?

You may be wondering: What are “ninkles” and do I have them? Good question, “ninkles,” not to be confused with “cankles” (fat ankles), are unsightly wrinkles on your knees. If you suffer from this affliction, short skirts are, apparently, totally out of the question this spring. So, what do you do to tame those “ninkles”? Diet? Knee exercises? “Ninkle” cream? Unfortunately, there’s not much you can do, unless you plan to get a knee lift. British Vogue editor, Emily Sheffield, recommends a mid-length skirt with a little bit of stretch “so you can actually walk” to conceal the problem. Thank you. Noted. Now, back to worrying about my “sagel,” my affectionate term for that bagel-shaped patch of fat on my stomach. [NY Mag] Keep reading »

Please, No: “Real Housewives” Husband, Simon Van Kempen, Sings “I Am Real”


Is this really happening again? Is another “Real Housewives” star trying to turn their 15 minutes of reality TV fame into a music career? Actually, no. A “Real Housewives”‘ star’s husband is following in the footsteps of Countess LuAnn, Kim Zolciak, and Danielle Staub. Alex McCord‘s hubby, Simon Van Kempen — both from “The Real Housewives of NYC” — has released his first song, “I Am Real.” It is just as Eurotrash as you’d expect from the banana hammock-wearing Aussie. Simon told PopEater that his style is similar to Jarvis Cocker from Pulp, and while I appreciate the reference — love Jarvis — I politely disagree. (Though I do think it establishes him as more of a gay icon than Sonja.) But what do you think? [PopEater] Keep reading »

12 Celebrities In Bondage Photo Shoots

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Evan Rachel Wood showed off her kinky side in the latest issue of Esquire (in which she came out as bisexual). She’s not the only celeb who has broken out the leather fetish gear for magazine photo spreads. Click through to see some more celebrities who went bondage.

Quickies: J. Lo Gets A Kiss From Casey Abrams On “American Idol”

  • Did anyone think the kiss Casey Abrams gave Jennifer Lopez on “American Idol” last night was a little bit creepy? Or was it actually kinda sweet? Amelia says, “He shouldn’t be trying to do the heartthrob thing.” What does everyone else think? [Huffington Post]
  • Emma Watson reportedly abandoned her Ivy League dreams because fellow students at Brown University were a**holes to her. A source told The New York Daily News that when Emma answered a question correctly in class, some students would trill, “Three points for Gryffindor!”, which is a congratulatory phrase at the Hogwarts school in the “Harry Potter” movies. [New York Daily News]
  • “30 Rock”‘s Jane Krakowski pooped out her baby on April 13. His name is Bennett Robert Godley. Mazel tov, Jane! [US Weekly]
  • It’s a sad comment on society when celebrity couples who haven’t gotten divorced is grounds for a slideshow. [Celebuzz]

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Today’s Lady News: Oklahoma’s Governor Signs Two Anti-Abortion Bills

  • Oklahoma’s Governor Mary Fallin, a Republican, has signed two bills that will restrict abortion rights even further. One bans abortions after 20 week of pregnancy, based on the (false) claim touted by anti-abortion activists that 20 weeks is the point after which a fetus can feel pain. That bill makes an exemption if the mother’s life is at risk or if a major bodily organ would be impaired by the pregnancy. The second bill that Fallin signed would forbid insurance plans in OK to cover elective abortions under Obama’s new health care reform law. [Salon.com]
  • TIME magazine profiled 34 women in its 2011 “TIME 100″ spread of the world’s most influential people. (Last year the mag profiled 31 women). I’m particularly taken with this piece on Planned Parenthood’s Cecile Richards, written up by Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA). [TIME]

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This Cee-Lo/Xtina/Adam Levine/Blake Shelton Cover Of “Crazy” Isn’t Half Bad

Pop song covers that become group projects have so much potential for failure and douche-itude. (See: Bret Michaels and Miley Cyrus duet, “Every Rose Has Is Thorn.”) But this “Crazy” cover by Cee-Lo Green, Christina Aguilera, Adam Levine and Blake Shelton on NBC’s new show, “The Voice,” is pretty damn hot. (But I’ll admit I’m biased, seeing as I believe Christina can do no wrong.) “Crazy” was Cee-Lo’s song originally, in case you didn’t know. NBC, put this on iTunes, please? [Pop Culture Brain] Keep reading »

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