Connie Britton Adopts A Baby, Plus 7 Other Adoptive Single Moms

Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 16, 2011

ZOMG I LOVE HER SO MUCH. Tami Taylor, ugh, I mean Connie Britton, the actress who played Tami Taylor, best mom/wife in the history of ever on “Friday Night Lights,” has announced that she adopted a baby boy from Ethiopia! “It was such a wonderful moment of completion,” Britton said of holding baby Yoby in her… More »

“Breaking Dawn”‘s Director On Whether Bella Is A Feminist Role Model

Jessica Wakeman / November 16, 2011

“I don’t know about “role model.” But I do think she’s an incredibly strong female character, who has a sense of what she wants, and what’s right, and goes after it. I find her extremely heroic in this movie, because she is thinking about sacrificing any kind of sense of safety in the service of… More »

Morning Quickies: Sarah Palin Says “Hang Sandusky From The Highest Tree”

Jessica Wakeman / November 16, 2011

Sarah Palin was asked about Penn State’s Jerry Sandusky during an appearance on Greta Van Susteren’s show on Fox yesterday and said, “Hang him from the highest tree. I’ll bring the rope.” Greta then asked if Sarah might want the justice system to run its course first and Sarah replied, “Hang him from the… More »

8 Ways To Get Laid On Thanksgiving

Simcha / November 16, 2011

An oldie, but goodie from Simcha. We thought we’d re-post as we continue to care about your sexual satisfaction this Turkey Day … especially if you’re single and horny. — Editor

Surviving the holidays is always stressful. And if you’re single, it’s the perfect time to eff the pain away! Thanksgiving weekend provide… More »

Stupid Rave Leads To Dolphin Casualty

Rachel Krause / November 16, 2011

I like pretty much everything more than I like raves, but I also like pretty much everything less than I like dolphins. One of my favorite sea creatures (I have many), dolphins are intelligent, loyal, and adorable. They are also highly sensitive to noise — they probably even lay claim to the best hearing i… More »

Go Hog Wild In The Sack With Bacon Lube

Ami Angelowicz / November 16, 2011

Everything is better with bacon, even your sex life. Now you can get all greased up like a wild carnival hog while porking with BaconLube. Yes, it’s what it sounds like. Originally invented as an April Fool’s joke, bacon trailblazers J & D foods (of Baconnaise and BaconSalt fame) decided to make bacon-flavored lube a… More »