Swizz Beatz’s Ex-Wife Is Classy About Him Leaving For Alicia Keys

“It took some time, but I now realize that even my former husband [Swizz Beats] and his new wife [Alicia Keys] are my partners in this wonderful journey. When I look into Kasseem’s eyes, I see the joy in his heart by having such a wonderful, blended family that loves him so much. As this blended family of ours continues to grow, I look forward to the months and years ahead raising our children together as one.”

— R&B singer Mashonda, ex-wife to Swizz Beatz (who famously divorced her as he knocked up/married Alicia Keys), is surprisingly classy about their new blended family. I don’t know if I could be so magnanimous to a dude who left me for another woman. But then again, Mashonda is promoting her new VH1 reality show, “Love and Hip Hop” (which totally just looks like “Basketball Wives” with rappers). [Oh No They Didn't] Keep reading »

Things You Shouldn’t Put In Your Vagina

  • 54 bags of heroin
  • 31 empty heroin bags
  • 8 prescription pills
  • $51.22 in cash and change

Twenty-seven-year-old Pennsylannia woman, Karin Mackaliunas, was arrested for suspected burglary and reckless driving. After a routine strip search, authorities discovered all of the items listed above stored in her vagina. Now that’s a vagina! Why bother with a purse when you can carry everything you need between your legs? [NY Mag] Keep reading »

Girl Talk: My Boyfriend Moved To Hong Kong

It was over a year ago, last January, when my boyfriend of almost four years said, “So I have something to tell you” over a Friday night dinner in Chinatown. My appetite instantly evaporated and my stomach suddenly ached with anticipation over what would follow those words. Immediately I thought, This is the break-up dinner, and my mind whirled into a frenzy of what could be wrong when I thought we were so happy. We caught a cab and went back to his Brooklyn apartment, quickly saying hi to his roommates and disappearing into his room to talk.

Sitting on his bed, I prepared myself for the worst. Did he cheat on me? Did he lose his job? Just looking at him, I couldn’t tell. He wasn’t mad, but he wasn’t happy either. He’s usually calm, but at that moment he was nervous.

“So, I’m moving to Hong Kong for work,” was the next thing I heard. Keep reading »

Just In Case Your Touched Your Genitals

Maybe, just maybe, you touched your genitals. And if you did, don’t forget to sanitize thoroughly with this after-genital-contact hand sanitizer. Because touching yourself can be very, very dirty. [$4.99 Blue Q] Keep reading »

Couple Commemorates Wedding With “Don’t Stop Me Now” Lip Dub


My main reason for possibly wanting to get married someday — besides, you know, joining forces legally with my partner in life and love — is so I can involve Queen, the greatest band ever, somehow. This couple did it so well. [via Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

Shopping Guide: 11 Big, Beautiful, And Bold Rings

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We’re looking forward to wearing big and bold rings now that the glove-wearing season has passed. Here are some of our favorite gold- and silver-toned, leather, sparkly, and beautiful bold rings.
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