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It was a just a matter of time before Elizabeth Jagger, spawn of the incredibly good-looking Mick Jagger and Jerry Hall, showed off the goods. Her sister, Georgia, went topless for a Hudson Jeans ad, but Lizzy has one-upped her by posing for the June issue of Playboy. She claims papa Mick banned her from posing for the mag back in 2005, but eventually both he and mom (who appeared on the cover in 1985) agreed. “They understood that when you don’t know when you’re going to have kids, it’s nice to have wonderful pictures of your 20-something self,” Lizzy said. [Daily Mail UK] “Wonderful” in this case meaning “naked.” Click through to see some more famous daughters who posed for Playboy and a few others … who just posed nude.
Glenn Beck‘s gone on a juvenile, woman-shaming, fat-hating rant against Meghan McCain and it’s one of the most hurtful, sexist things I’ve ever heard in my life. Meghan appeared with a bunch of female celebs in a PSA about skin cancer, talking about being “naked” by not wearing sunscreen. Both of Meghan’s parents, John and Cindy McCain, have fought skin cancer. Meghan, Brandy, Danielle Fishel, and the other celebs all appear discreetly naked in the PSA, but are actually wearing flesh-colored body suits. It’s a pretty effective PSA and the kind of thing I’d rather see Meghan McCain use whatever influence she might have for rather than, say, taking dopey cheap shots at the president.
Glenn Beck is fat-hating sexist pig, however, and jumped all over Meghan to hate on her body. Glenn’s radio show devoted three-and-a-half minutes yesterday to an eye-rollingly puerile segment in which a bunch of guys fake-barf on air while they talk about Meghan naked. Keep reading »
Jennifer Aniston usually plays good girls. But in her new movie “Horrible Bosses,” she’s coming over to the dark side—both in her actions and her hair color. In the flick, Jennifer plays a sadistic dentist who tortures her hygienist. In this trailer, she shoots him in the crotch with water and comments on his package size. She also undresses and molests patients while they’re knocked out on happy gas and keeps an iPad slideshow of the photos. Oh, and she fellates a banana. But the director assures us things go even farther in the actual movie. “There’s a whole bunch of things she does that couldn’t be put in this trailer. Stuff you won’t believe,” he says. “It’s really exciting to see [Jennifer] do something a bit further… afield, if you will.” I’m pretty excited for this one. [EW] Keep reading »
So we were going to do a rundown of the good, bad and totally WTF dresses from the opening ceremony of this year’s Cannes Film Festival. But honestly? We really couldn’t find a bad look among them. Maybe it was the swath of red carpet making our eyes go googly, but it seems that practically everyone was dressed to the nines and looking fabulous. After the jump, our top 11 favorite dresses. Tell us what you think of these gorgeous gowns in the comments!
Sarah Palin, the mother of the world’s most famous plastic surgery laden, reality show-starring teen mom, pitched a fit this week because First Lady Michelle Obama invited the hip hop artist/actor/poet, Common, to perform poetry at the White House.
See, some of Common’s lyrics are not as G-rated as everything the Palin family does, like killing animals, surgically altering their facial features “for medical reasons” and getting knocked up whilst still in high school. Keep reading »
I love this otherworldy-seeming Lison Long Flounce Dress from Alice + Olivia, because basically I’m a whore for ruffle sleeves. But also! Doesn’t it look so elvish and “Lord of the Rings”-y? So what do the boys think? We asked our man panel to give an in depth analysis of the flounce dress and they shared their thoughts. Check ‘em out after the jump! Keep reading »