Be My Boyfriend: Guy In Banana Mania Shirt

By: Julie Gerstein / September 25, 2011

Dear Banana Sweater Boyfriend,

Look, I already know we’re going to get along. After all, we both like garish Cosby sweaters, and bananas. What more do you need to form the basis to a solid relationship?

[$284, Perks and Mini]… More »

13 Costumes That Won’t Even Get A Woman Laid On Halloween

By: Simcha / September 25, 2011

Tom Brady Explains What Is Up With His Hair

By: Kate Torgovnick/ / September 24, 2011

“Look at this guy, same haircut for eight years. There might be some cute girls out there who’d want to see something different … I don’t take it too seriously. I just like to change it up.”
Tom Brady explains his constantly morphing coif, from the Bieber swirl to the miniature ponytail. Apparently, he think… More »

The Racy Allure Editorial Starring Karlie Kloss Is Being Made Into A Big Deal

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 24, 2011

For a Mario Testino – shot beauty editorial in this month’s Allure, 19-year-old Karlie Kloss wears very little makeup — along with very little of anything else. (A sample fashion credit: “necklace by Fenton, spandex thong by Victoria’s Secret.”) Though her modesty’s consistently preserved, it’s only thanks to some splayed fingers here and well-positioned bath… More »

Walmart Employees Get Their Cheer On

By: Julie Gerstein / September 24, 2011

The Walmart dance hurts my soul. [Buzzfeed]… More »

To Pee Or Not To Pee … In The Shower

By: Ami Angelowicz / September 24, 2011

The results are in from College Humor’s 2011 Sex Survey. Of particular interest are the results on the ever-controversial topic of peeing in the shower. According to the 50,000 people surveyed, it’s cool to take a whiz in the shower if it’s your own shower, you don’t have to clean it yourself, and you masturbate… More »