Zergnet: Simply Irresistible
Oh boo. Charlie Sheen is down a goddess. On Saturday night, Rachel Oberlin—aka porn star Bree Olson—dumped him. Via a text message. Charlie revealed what had happened during his “Violent Torpedo of Truth” show in Fort Lauderdale. When asked about his harem, he said, “One left.” [NY Daily News] Dumping someone by text message is pretty darn harsh. After the jump, more people of note who’ve been dumped in not-so-kind ways.
“I’m not very gifted for hairdos … I have someone who comes to the house and washes it, puts in the dry shampoo, and takes care if it because I have no time. I don’t even have time to go to the dentist.”
— Chanel’s Karl Lagerfeld is so fabulous he doesn’t even do his own tresses. Shampooing one’s own hair? How gauche! Next we are going to read that someone wipes his butt after the potty. [W Magazine] Keep reading »
Mariah Carey is determined to make herself the patron saint of pregnant belly painting. Last month, she rocked a butterfly on her tummy along with the words “dem babies.” Then this the weekend, she painted up her convex tummy with an Easter egg, complete with a pink heart for her unborn daughter and a blue one for soon-to-be son. Maybe it’s because she has the world’s biggest canvas thanks to the twins? [PopEater]
After the jump, how David Beckham spent Easter… Keep reading »
Speculation about Kate Middleton’s wedding dress has sent the world into a frenzy. Who will design it? What’s the price tag? Does it look like Diana’s? Will the train be 10 feet or 10,000? Speculating about William’s outfit has proved slightly less exciting. Since he is expected to wear his Royal Air Force uniform, there’s only one question, really: will his jacket be red or blue?
But hey, whatever the color, military jackets are always in style. After the jump, a selection of William-inspired options that would look just as cute with jeans and a tank top as they would at the royal wedding. Keep reading »
When two robbers held up the two tellers working at a small bank in Houston in late March, wearing masks from the dollar store and brandishing toy guns, it looked pretty normal — for a robbery — on the security cameras. The robbers made off with $62K in loot in total. Two days later, one of the tellers—Estefany Martinez—posted on her Facebook page “IM RICH BITCH.” Shortly after, her boyfriend Ricky Gonzalez changed his status to, “WIPE MY TEETH WITH HUNDEREDS.” That lead police to believe the two might have teamed up for the heist. Authorities have now charged Estefany and her teller friend Anna Margarita Rivera with orchestrating a plot to have Estefany’s boyfriend and Anna’s brother faux rob them up, then split the cash four ways. Keep reading »
“We have the breast milk Fed-Exed from where she is. We have one nanny and we’re very hands-on. We change him, we bathe him, we feed him and we read him a story every night… The worst thing you can do to a child, and I’ve seen it happen so many times, is the silver spoon. Being the child of a famous person is very difficult, and we’re very well aware of the pitfalls of that.”
—Elton John explains that, besides growing up in a household with an outrageous number of sequined platform shoes, baby Zachary is leading a relatively normal life. That said, having breast milk shipped in from his surrogate mom is a little unusual. Doesn’t it need to be refrigerated? [People] Keep reading »