7 Crucial Pre-Marriage Questions (That These Celeb Brides Failed To Ask)

Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 1, 2011

I definitely don’t consider myself an expert on marriage, but by virtue of being a semi-expert on celebrity marriages — with an emphasis in “rumors surrounding the cause of their demise” — I have learned some valuable lessons about matrimony. For example, part of figuring out your compatibility in the long-term with your potential spouse requires asking… More »


Evening Quickies: Two Prevailing Theories On Kim Kardashian’s Divorce

Jessica Wakeman / October 31, 2011

Behold, two prevailing theories on Kim Kardashian’s divorcefrom husband-of-72-days Kris Humphries — beyond, you know, their irreconcilable heigh differences: 

She’s not so into the “being married entails compromise” thing. A source told the New York Post,  “Kim didn’t want to change her lifestyle once she was married” and kept carrying onMore »


Today’s Lady News: Be Careful, Trick-Or-Treating Sluts!

Jessica Wakeman / October 31, 2011

Be careful, trick-or-treating sluts, because you might get raped! A conservative think tank-er named Charlotte Allen penned a piece for the Los Angeles Times about — I think? — how women shouldn’t tease men with skimpy outfits and then complain when we get raped. Or it might be about crazy, irrational feminists get upset by… More »


Hot Links: Jessica Simpson Confirms That She’s Pregnant With A Baby Not A Burrito

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 31, 2011

Jessica Simpson confirmed the worst-kept secret in Hollywood, tweeting a pic of herself in a mummy costume, and writing: “It’s true … I am going to be a mummy!” Somewhere, Kim Kardashian is like, “Nice try stealing my thunder, bitch.” [TMZ]
Nicole Richie, who asked fans not to dress “slutty” for Halloween, went… More »


October 31: What Are We Wearing Today?

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 31, 2011

Happy Halloween! Seriously, I cannot believe Halloween is not over yet. That explains why none of us are dressed up as anything other than our freezing selves today (the office heat has been off). Click on to see what we’re wearing instead of Halloween costumes…… More »


Chloe Sevigny’s Halloween Message To You

Julie Gerstein / October 31, 2011

It’s recently come to Fake Chloe Sevingy’s attention that she loves Hallo-we’en. And is, in fact, scared of very many things, among them, “Three day weekends with Casey Spooner, Mennonites, the unbearable lightness of being, and uncomfortable silences.” Aren’t we all? [YouTube]… More »