Laura Bush Gets A Book Deal

First lady Laura Bush, who, according to the Associated Press, is “among the most reserved and enigmatic public figures of recent times” just got a book deal! Bush will, with the help of a collaborator, “tell the stories of the extraordinary events and people I’ve met in my life, particularly during my years in the White House.” Hmmm…. Does this mean she’s not going to talk about the car accident she was in as a teenager or any of the really juicy stuff Curtis Sittenfield wrote about in American Wife, her novel inspired by Bush? [AP] Keep reading »

Safe Sex: Coming To A Cell Phone Near You!

As sexting gets more popular, safe sexting gets a grant! A series of modern sex ed soap operas have been filmed and distributed via cell phones thanks to an endowment and the commitment of a New Jersey nurse and professor. Rachel Jones, the RN behind the video productions, has spent her career committed to preventing the spread of HIV and AIDS in young women. Sadly, her home state of New Jersey has the highest number of women living with AIDS in the entire U.S. Shockingly, 82% of infections in the 18-to-29-year-old group nationwide are heterosexual African-American ladies and Latinas. Nurse Jones is perplexed by the figures, saying, “It is astounding, it is a completely preventable infection.” So, she has labored for grants to normalize condom use by sending girls text messages. More, after the jump… Keep reading »

Won’t You Be My Neighbor?: 10 Celebs We Want Next Door

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According to a recent poll, if Americans had to live next door to a celebrity neighbor the most desired neighbor would be Sarah Palin. OMG! Really? Her and all her offspring? Maybe because she can see Russia from her house. But it made me think, what celebrity would I want living next door to me? It would only be people that I can benefit from in some way. Here are ten celebs we wouldn’t mind sharing a street with.

Paris Hilton
I might be slightly irritated by this chick, but she’s constantly getting into a scandal. I could totally sell her pics to the tabloids and make a fortune.

Quick Pic: Jake Gyllenhaal Explains What A Lay-Up Is To Reese Witherspoon

The duo took in a L.A. Lakers game this weekend. Hmm, I want a date to a basketball game, with court side seats. [Los Angeles, 01/04/09] Keep reading »

TMI: Mother/Daughter Douches

The holiday season is filled with so many awkward family moments. Like, “Oh, pajamas. They’re, um… pink!” Or, “It’s a good thing Grandpa switched his prostate meds.” It can be scary stuff people, but I didn’t want to freak you out before you got cornered by a week’s worth of bonding time. Now that we’ve all officially survived the triumvirate of American high holy days, we can finally breathe a sigh of relief and laugh at this vintage mother/daughter moment. It left me with a not so fresh feeling — my lunch making its way back up. Guaranteed, nobody’s vagina stinks as much as this conversation.

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Stamina Pillows Stop Men In Their Sacks

Men premature ejaculate because you are just too damn fine! Girl, you know it’s true! Well, that’s the concept behind Durex’s new limited edition Stamina Pillows. Originally given away with their Performa condoms that have a mild anesthetic to prevent dudes from beating you to the finish line, the cases feature some not-so-sexy pictorials — like an old bag lady with pigtails, a pearl necklace, and armpit hair licking her lips. It’s pretty creepy. But there’s also a redheaded guy with cabbage patch bangs sucking on a lollipop and we think he could be Michael K from Dlisted’s soul mate. Hey, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so, it might not work for everyone! However, we’re willing to try anything if it means we’ll get to party with our pants off for even just a few more minutes. Check out a few more stamina pillows, after the jump! [Popgive]

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Crave: Pip-Squeak Chapeau Etc. Head Band

We’re entering the really cold part of the winter season, when bundling up means more than throwing on a coat. No, when you venture out into the arctic conditions, you have put on a big sweater, maybe some long underwear, a warm coat, a thick scarf, lined mittens, and a hat. If hats aren’t your thing, try this elegant alpaca/merino wool/bamboo knit headband. We wouldn’t want those cute ears of yours to get frostbitten, now would we? [$80, Pip-Squeak Chapeau Etc.]

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Handle It: Getting Rid Of Unwanted Guests

I had what I consider to be a pretty good date a few days ago. He was cute, he made me laugh and was good company. After much debate, I agreed to let him come upstairs. Somehow, he ended up sleeping over. Now, anytime I sleep over a man’s place, I’m pretty much trained to throw my clothes on the minute the sun rises and run out, to avoid being kicked out, so I expected the same from my date. But instead, he chose to stick around and watch television. It’s not that I necessarily had a problem with this because I did have a good time with him, but I did think it was time for him to be on his way. It made me wonder how to properly way to kick a guy out in the morning without being rude. Of course, if you don’t like the guy and don’t plan on seeing him again, honesty may just be the best policy — i.e. “time for you to be going, buddy.” But until the iPhone invents an application for politely kicking a man out, here are five ways to get rid of the unwanted… Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Jessica Alba’s Honor Is Adorable

Jessica should have something to smile about with this little bugger sitting on her lap. [Los Angeles, 01/04/09] Keep reading »

Amy Winehouse To Make 2009 Comeback As A Fashion Designer?

Looks like Amy Winehouse may have that 2009 comeback we were hoping to see, after all…but as a fashion designer, not a singer. The Sun reports that Amy blurted out at a hotel bar while on vacation in St. Lucia that she’s negotiating a deal with top British label Fred Perry and has already started sketching her ideas. No word yet on whether her ideas include ballet slippers and neon-colored bra straps. And lest we all worry about Amy spending her vacation in a bar, one onlooker revealed: “She is looking better and doesn’t seem to be drinking that much.” We can’t help but wonder what “not that much” means in Amy’s world…especially since it was enough to inspire topless dancing on the beach. [TheSun.co.uk via NYMag] Keep reading »

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