18 (More) Costumes That Won’t Even Get A Lady Laid On Halloween

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 12, 2011

If you’re single and looking to trick or treat, Halloween is the absolute best holiday to score some man candy. That is, provided you choose the proper costume. Don’t screw up your chances of getting laid this Halloween with an unsexy costume like this turkey suit. Wear it, and you’re just begging to be asked… More »


In Touch Asks Which Celebrity Toddler “Wore It Better”

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 12, 2011

Tori Spelling’s daughter Stella accessorized with some Magic Marker stains, while Halle Berry’s daughter Nahla toted a stuffed animal for a fab fall look. Did they match their Pull-Ups, too? Like, OMG, who do you think their stylist is?!

In Touch, you know they’re only three-year-olds, right? [SparkAMovement.Tumblr.com]… More »


Send Us Your Spooky Pet Pics!

By: Julie Gerstein / October 12, 2011

Halloween is just around the corner, and that means one thing: No, not buying discount day-after-Halloween candy and eating the whole bag and falling into a deep shame spiral (though we plan on doing that, too). Dressing your pet up in a stupid costume! Isn’t that what this holiday is all about? There’s nothing better… More »


Soapbox: I’m Sorry, But I Just Need To Rant About This Stupid xoJane “Plan B” Piece

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 12, 2011

Sigh … Hold on for a minute, need one more … Sigh. So, I was just over at xoJane.com and stumbled upon an article titled, “Get It Together, Girls! Every Goddamn Pharmacy In New York Is Out Of Plan B! Everyone!” and now I am feeling depressed. Depressed because blogger Cat Marnell wrote about her… More »


Your Future According To “Arrested Development”

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 12, 2011

I predict more “Arrested Development” humor in your future. Especially if you receive a reading with this prophetic Tarot deck. See what fate has in store for you according to the Bluths. Just keep your fingers crossed that you don’t pull the death card. We all know how that worked out for Buster. [Buzzfeed]… More »


Pandas As Pets: China Grants Yanni, Of All People, Permission To Adopt

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 12, 2011

Stop the presses: Yanni adopted a female baby panda this weekend from the Chengdu Giant Panda Research Base in China, which he named Santorini. First of all: SQUEEEE. Second of all: Santorini? Third of all: What? I can’t pick which part of this news is more absurd: China permitted a rare individual to adopt a baby panda… More »