Ralph Macchio Foxtrots His Way Into Our Hearts On “DWTS”


This season’s cast of “Dancing with the Stars” had me totally unenthused, but I watched the premiere last night anyway, because I care about you that much. And I was pleasantly surprised by the standout dancer of the night—Ralph Macchio of “The Karate Kid.” (No, not Jaden Smith. The original “Karate Kid” kid.) Ralph was so charming and debonair, adopting the air of a Brat Packer as he and his partner Karina Smirnoff did the Foxtrot and earned the night’s high scRalph Macchioore of 24. The hardest part for Ralph? “I have these orangutan arms, I call them, and the first thing Karina said was, ‘When they are done right, they are done fantastic, and when they are not, they will stick out,’” he said. “So I said to myself, every time I hit, I have to just go and reach … and I did it.” Wax on, wax off indeed.

Also, can we talk about how Ralph is 49? Dude is such a baby face. [EW] Keep reading »

Shopping Guide: 10 Boobtastic Dresses To Put Your Best Breasts Forward

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Last week, some of you guys accused me of being anti-big boobs. Nothing could be further from the truth! I love boobs of all shapes and sizes, and to prove it, I’ve fashioned this boob-happy shopping guide to help you show off the girls. These dresses really know how to accentuate your best, uh, assets.

Selena Gomez Not A Fan Of Justin Bieber’s Mustache

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“I actually don’t [encourage the mustache]. It’s not gonna grow … I mean, it needs a little more time. You’ve gotta commit. You can’t just be like, ‘All right, let me just do a little one.’”

Selena Gomez reveals on SiriusXM that she isn’t loving maybe-boyfriend Justin Bieber‘s new facial hair. On March 5th, he tweeted (his lack of punctuation, not ours), “Im not shaving for a month so you all can see my mustache.. im pumped.” Hopefully Selena’s lack of pumpitude will not be too much of an issue. [People] Keep reading »

Fabio Knows What Your Lips Are Meant For

Note to self, Fabio is not attracted to smokers. Very good to know. Also, I’ve been pondering the purpose of my lips. So thank you, Fabio. [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

10 Celebrity Truces

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LeAnn Rimes wishes no ill will against Brandi Glanville, the woman whom she nabbed Eddie Cibrian from. In the wake of flying Twitter bombs — allegedly from fake accounts — the ladies had no choice but to hold out the virtual olive branch. Just to prove that the fighting was truly behind them, LeAnn released a peace treaty via Twitter:

As a collective unit, Brandi and I would like all negativity to cease toward one another. We have communicated and have a direct understanding that we are ONLY ourselves on Twitter and have no other accounts that try to destroy one another. Please for our families’ sake stop the hate now and let us live OUR lives. We don’t need opinions or outside help in order for that to happen. Thanks, LeAnn and Brandi.

Well, that settles it. Good work, LeAnn and Brandi. Somewhere Eddie Cibrian is drinking a beer. Click through to see some more feuding celebrities who buried the hatchet. [Huffington Post]

10 Unfortunate Effects of Watching 13 Hours of Jersey Shore In One Day

A couple weeks ago, I caught the nasty cold that’s been going around. Coughing, feverish, and too tired to leave my couch, I drew the blinds and searched for comfort in the Netflix “instant watch” section. Instead I found Jersey Shore Season 2. I’d never seen the show before and thought this might be a good time to check it out and see what all the fuss is about. I ended up watching the entire season, continuously–all 13 hours of it.

I didn’t eat. I didn’t sleep. I had no interaction with any other human beings. The sun set outside my apartment sometime during episode 11, cloaking the world in darkness, and by the time the credits rolled for the season finale, I would barely recognize the person I’d become. Maybe watching one or two episodes of Jersey Shore is a fun thing to do every once in awhile, but taking in an entire season in one sitting will absolutely ruin your life. Here’s how… Keep reading »

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