Jimmy Kimmel Says Forget The Tapeworm, He’s Got The Diet Plan For You


A few weeks back, Jimmy Kimmel—and Jessica Alba, Minka Kelly, Jessica Biel, Sofia Vergara, Lindsay Lohan, and Eva Longoria—introduced us to Hottie Body Humpilates. Now Anna Faris, Amanda Seyfried, January Jones, Kristen Bell, Zoe Saldana, Heidi Klum, Neil Patrick Harris, and many others have convinced us to try Kimmel’s “Jim Miracle Diet.” The plan? Jimmy eats four-fifths of your food, so you don’t have to! Love Scarlett Johansson explaining she tried everything to lose weight, even “hiring a trainer to smack the food out of my hand.” And sorry, but that Jessica Biel “before” photo is the funniest thing I’ve seen today. Though it is kinda early. [NY Post] Keep reading »

15 Celebs Who Kicked Ciggies

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Lindsay Lohan is getting her act together. She’s trying to dodge more jail time by demonstrating how responsible and upstanding she is. That includes kicking her nicotine habit cold turkey and getting in shape. Let’s hope this plan works for LiLo. I smoked briefly in college, but not more than a few ciggies a day, so quitting wasn’t a struggle for me. I know for long-time smokers, it can be incredibly tough. But it’s such a wonderful feeling when your hair and clothes stop smelling like an ashtray, not to mention the health benefits that come with freeing your lungs. After the jump, some other celebs who quit lighting up. [TMZ]

Rihanna Channels Jessica Rabbit On The Cover Of Vogue

Let’s all take a minute to appreciate how straight-out-of “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?” Rihanna looks on the April cover of Vogue, peeking out from behind her red hair with just one eye. I think this image is stunning, even if the way she’s holding her body looks like she just stole your watch and is slinking away with it. Keep reading »

Eva Amurri Has Maxim To Thank For Her Upcoming Nuptials

“I loved it! I imagined I was the sexy wife left alone, posing around the house in lingerie. My fiance [Fox soccer analyst Kyle Martino] visited the set, and we got engaged the next day. Everybody’s been teasing him, ‘The Maxim shoot sold you, huh?’”

– Actress Eva Amurri (“Californication,” “The House Bunny”), daughter of Susan Sarandon, says her sexy photo shoot for Maxim fast-tracked her boyfriend’s marriage proposal. Honestly, if marrying Eva meant getting to motorboat that rack for the rest of my life, I would propose, too. Her breasts are spectacular. [Maxim via Huffington Post] Keep reading »

10 Celebs Divulge Their Dream Roles

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Baz Luhrmann, are you listening? Bradley Cooper told The New York Times this weekend that he is dying—like,for real—to play Tom Buchanan in the director’s re-imagining of “The Great Gatsby.” Bradley was evidently an English major at Georgetown and says, “To me, he’s the best character in the book. He’s so complicated. He’s xenophobic, he’s an alcoholic, but he also understands some profound stuff about class. Whoever plays it has to take a gentle hand, because it could so easily be stock, where he’s a rich jerk you don’t identify with at all… I don’t even know if I’m on Lurhmann’s radar. Maybe he’ll read this article after the role’s cast and say, ‘Oh. Ha. Yeah, that guy was never going to get it.’” Awww. Cheer up, Bradley. Miracles do happen. [Huffington Post]

After the jump, more stars on the roles they’d give an arm to play.

Quickies: Donald Trump For President?

Trump Wants Palin To Run
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  • Lord help us all, skeezy beauty pageant impresario/professional big mouth Donald Trump has planned a trip to New Hampshire, a primary state, to allegedly explore a presidential run. America, please don’t vote for someone who was just the subject of a Comedy Central roast. [Oh No They Didn't]
  • Matthew McConaughey’s mama hiked up her dress and flashed her ass to photographers at “The Lincoln Lawyer” premiere. I love this woman! [The Superficial]
  • Kate Middleton’s bachelorette party will be held at one of four London nightclubs that have been rented out to throw paparazzi off-guard. She’ll also be treated to a “Dirty Dancing”-themed bachelorette bash at her parents’ home … which seems a little un-queenly to me, but whatever. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Miley Cyrus possibly stumbled drunk out of the Chateau Marmont in L.A. on Saturday night. Or maybe she was smoking totally legal salvia again. [The Superficial]

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