Googlher: The Google-Powered Vibration For Search Engine Oh-Oh-OH-ptimization (NSFW)

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 13, 2011

Leave it to geeks to figure out a way to combine sex toys and the Internet. Googlher is a Google-powered vibrator that plugs into your computer and vibrates like a “bullet vibrator” with the help of the Googlher Firefox Add-on.

Sounds overly complicated to me. I firmly believe that masturbation should not threate… More »


Dear O Magazine: $500 Shoes Are Not A “Deal”

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / October 13, 2011

I was flipping through O Magazine last night (gotta learn how to live my best life, you know?) and came across a sidebar article about a new line of affordable shoes. Here’s what it said:
“If you adore–but can’t afford–Brian Atwood’s luxe shoes, check out his new “B” line: same sensuous look, much lower… More »


This Is What Modeling Does To Your Feet

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 13, 2011

I hope you have digested lunch, as the photo above, which you no doubt can’t tear your eyes from, is a bit stomach-turning. This is what happens when you walk in ridiculously high heels in countless runway shows over the course of the various fashion weeks — your feet turn black and blue (and yellow!)… More »


Mark Ruffalo & Gwyneth Paltrow Move In For The Most Awkward Kiss Ever

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 13, 2011

Hot indie actor Mark Ruffalo took a break from being the hottest dude at Occupy Wall Street in order to film “Thanks For Sharing” with Gwyneth Paltrow. Thank god the paparazzi exist to remind us that everyone, including Mark Ruffalo and perfectly perfect Gwyneth Paltrow, looks just ridiculous making out. [Dlisted]… More »


Carla Bruni Misses Smoking & Drinking While Pregnant

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 13, 2011

“Quite frankly, I can’t stand it any more. I spend most of my time either sitting down or lying down. I can’t drink or smoke any more. I’m in a hurry to get it over with.”
— French First Lady Carla Bruni is so over this pregnancy thing. Glad to hear we’re not the only ones who… More »


5 Current Trends Charles Darwin Would Probably Be Into

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / October 13, 2011

I think about a lot of things when I get dressed in the morning. I consider the pros and cons of shapewear. I come up with brilliant comebacks that would have been useful 3 years ago. I realize that I kind of miss the Macarena dance. And the other day I found myself thinking, IMore »