Chelsea Handler & Gloria Steinem Do Not Want Kids, So Lay Off, OK?

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 14, 2011

Chelsea Handler and Gloria Steinem have been hanging out and I’m never invited. It’s cool. I’m not, like, devastated or anything. But I’m just saying, if Arianna Huffington walked up to Chelsea at a Forbes 100 Most Powerful Women event and lectured her how she’s “so maternal” and “needs” to have children, I would have… More »


We Reach Our Full Dog Whispering Potential At Age 10

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 14, 2011

We all felt a special bond with our childhood dogs … well those of us that had them. My apologies to those who didn’t. When I was a kid, I considered my Bichon Frise Mandy my best friend. I don’t know if that’s sweet or sad. Probably sad. Anyhow, I used to have long conversatio… More »


Fred Durst & 9 Other Musicians-Turned-Sitcom Stars

By: Julie Gerstein / October 14, 2011

We were more than a little surprised to hear that former Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst — he who, at one time, so craved “the nookie” — would be getting his own sitcom. In it, he’ll be starring as a variation on Fred Durst — a meta-Durstian meditation on fame, celebrity and the vagaries of… More »


Halloween Inspiration Board: Courtney Love’s Turtle Tweets (Plus 4 Other Hot Messes)

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 14, 2011

This week we’ve been rounding up our favorite hot messes and telling you how to get their look for Halloween. This particular category would not be complete with out the original mess, Courtney Love. The nice thing about Courtney is that she has so many iconically messy moments to choose from. One that will alway… More »


The 9 Most Annoying Things To Say To A Single Person

By: Chiara Atik / October 14, 2011

The good thing about being single is that people are usually pretty willing to talk about your romantic life, because, let’s face it, it’s probably more entertaining than that of your seriously coupled-up friends.

The bad news? Sometimes, people will want to talk about your love life regardless of whether or not you’re… More »


The Good, The Bad & The WTF: “Jersey Shore” Clubs At Three Clubs, Fights Three Fights

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 14, 2011

“Being kicked out of the club? Meatball problems! Burning your cooca in the Jacuzzi? Meatball problems!” When Toys ‘R Us makes a Snooki doll, this is what I want mine to say. Yes, on last night’s episode of “Jersey Shore,” Snooki and Deena got in an ice-cube throwing fight (!) at a club and got… More »