Girl Talk: Does Romantic Bliss Exist?

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 18, 2011

“I’m looking for bliss … for Candy Land,” my last boyfriend said during our breakup.

Even though I was sad that we were splitting, I couldn’t help but laugh. It sounded absurd.

“That doesn’t exist,” I told him, trying to keep a straight face.

“Maybe you’re right,” he went… More »


A Mug For Scrabble Lovers

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 18, 2011

Not to brag, but I am currently smoking Ami in Words With Friends. The Scrabble-based game is my current favorite time-waster and in addition to playing against Ami, I’m also squaring off against Julie, John DeVore (who keeps resigning because he says he doesn’t like his letters), and a bunch of other friends. Yeah, so, sometimes I… More »


Woman Wants Mr. Hanky The Christmas Poo To Be Rectal Cancer “Spokesturd”

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 18, 2011

Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo has cracked up “South Park” fans with his juvenile sense of humor since, oh, forever. But it’s time to for him to step it up for a serious reason now: rectal cancer. That’s why Michelle L. Dobrawsky, a lawyer/comedian, started a campaign for Mr. Hanky to become the official spokesman —… More »


Paula Deen Chapstick And More Of The World’s Weirdest Lip Balms

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 18, 2011

Although no one has quite figured out where to purchase it, we hear that Paula Deen has a mouth watering line of lip balm perfect for the person looking to “put a little South on your mouth.” Aren’t we all? Allegedly,Paula’s chapstick comes in butter flavor, banana pudding, or key lime pie. Yum! I’ll take… More »


Miranda Kerr’s Stomach Makes Us Sad

By: Julie Gerstein / October 18, 2011

Remember how Miranda Kerr and her hot-as-hell baby daddy Orlando Bloom popped out a baby muffin, like, a mere 10 months ago? Well, now she had to go and show off her ridiculous (RIDICULOUS!) post-baby stomach in a series of “DIY” ads for Rag & Bone, shot by Bloom. The concept of a “DIY ad”… More »


Morning Quickies: Shia LaBeouf Had Three Drunken Brawls This Weekend

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 18, 2011

Shia LaBeouf was involved in another bar fight over the weekend — three, to be exact. This time the actor threw punches (and took punches) on Vancouver’s Granville Street, where he is filming. Witnesses say Shia was visibly drunk as he was partying alone and picked fights with strangers, RadarOnline claims. Get it together,… More »