No, Roseanne Barr Doesn’t Want To Go To The Movies With You

"I hate movies. I hate the whole f**king movie business. I hate everything involved with movies. Producers. Moviemakers. Those people are freaking nuts and criminals. I can’t take it. They’re not like the rest of humanity. I’d rather hang out with plumbers. They’re so self-important. And everything they do is bulls**t. Excuse me, but movie… More »

Mind Of Man: First Dates Are The Worst, Am I Right? Seriously? AM I RIGHT?

By: John DeVore / July 13, 2011
I think “tapas” is actually Spanish for “Hey, these people will spend a lot of money to eat small portions of food off of tiny plates.” The whole idea of “tapas” was probably invented in the '70s as a way to fleece English-speaking tourists who found appetizers sold as entrees charming and rustic. I hate… More »

Just Your Type (Of T-Shirt)

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / July 13, 2011
Is this T-shirt simple? Yes. Straight to the point? Definitely. Delightfully specific? Of course. Curiously poetic? You betcha. Last question: Would you wear it? Us: resounding yes! More »

Today In Terribleness: Catherine Kieu Becker Puts Husband’s Penis In Garbage Disposal

By: Ami Angelowicz / July 13, 2011
Remember the name Catherine Kieu Becker because she is the new Lorena Bobbit. Last night, the 48-year-old California woman poisoned her husband's dinner, tied him to the bed, cut his penis off with a knife, tossed it in the garbage disposal, and turned it on. Why? Becker told officers that her husband "deserved it."… More »

Frisky Q&A: Tiffany Talks About Her New Tour And Her Lingering Fondness For Jean Jackets

I was already convinced that the coolest of girls had red hair, thanks to Pippi Longstocking. But then Tiffany exploded on the scene in 1987 with her monster hit, “I Think We’re Alone Now.” Tiffany was one of the first CDs I ever purchased and I listened to it on repeat for hour… More »

Morning Quickies: Dakota Fanning’s New Pixie Cut & Ryan Reynolds Dating Charlize Theron

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 13, 2011
OMG, Dakota Fanning got a pixie cut and it's adorable! Fanning is filming "Now Is Good" where she plays a girl with leukemia who makes a list of things to do before she dies. [Celebuzz] Casey Anthony's mom Cindy Anthony won't be tried for perjury. [US Weekly] Hat designer Philip Treacy… More »