Michelle Obama Stocks Up At Target

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 30, 2011

The First Lady was spotted on a bit of a shopping spree at Target this week. I honestly did not realize she could just waltz into Tar-jay like any ol’ bargain-seeker; does the Secret Service have to do a sweep of the store first? Also, I wonder if she’s got any Missoni in those bags… [Buzzfeed]… More »


Sherri Shepherd Says You Can Get Freaky At Any Size

By: Julie Gerstein / September 30, 2011

“Fat sex, skinny sex, if you love the way you look and you love your body, then it doesn’t matter the sex is gonna be good. Because I’ve seen celebrities that have sex tapes and they are skinny and they are boring as hell. I got a girlfriend pushing 250 and she is a good… More »


10 Animals So Ugly They’re Actually Cute

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 30, 2011

On Wednesday, we mourned the passing of Heidi the cross-eyed possum, a creature so ugly she actually swung all around the spectrum to being cute again. We suspected Heidi was not the only critter in the animal kingdom with such charms. Nature’s bounty may be filled with golden retriever puppies and newborn kittens, but it’… More »


Evening Quickies: Bristol Palin “Whore” Screamer Apologizes

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 29, 2011

Stephen Hanks, the Hollywood agent/sexist d-bag who screamed at Bristol Palin that her mother is a “whorey whoreface whore,” issued an apology statement to E! News through his lawyer. “I am very passionate about politics, and believe in equality for all Americans,” Hanks said. “I expressed my feelings in an improper manner in the… More »


Today’s Lady News: FBI Definition Of “Rape” Criticized

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 29, 2011

The FBI’s working definition of “rape” was roundly criticized on Friday at a meeting of police chiefs, sex crime investigators, and victims’ advocates. The definition of rape used by the FBI is “the carnal knowledge of a female, forcibly and against her will.” But that definition does not take into account sexual… More »


Joseph Gordon-Levitt Karaokes As Axl Rose

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / September 29, 2011

Two things we absolutely love: Joseph Gordon-Levitt and old-school Axl Rose. So imagine how much we loved Joseph Gordon-Levitt singing Kelly Clarkson’s “Since U Been Gone” in the style of Axl Rose Tuesday night on “Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.” “This guy does the best Axl Rose,” Jimmy said before challenging Joseph to sing a… More »