Morning Quickies: Samantha Ronson Arrested For DUI

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 2, 2011
Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan's ex, was arrested for a DUI while driving her Porsche out of Las Vegas yesterday. For shame, SamRo. [The Superficial] "30 Rock" will continue with or without Alec Baldwin, said series producer Lorne Michaels. No, Alec—no! Stay on "30 Rock"! [Screen Junkies] Kings of Leon is denying… More »

The 10 Most Horrifying Animal Penises On Earth

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 2, 2011

Lady Gaga’s Meat Dress Saved For Posterity By Dedicated Taxidermist

I know it's a question that has kept you up at night for months—whatever happened to Lady Gaga's meat dress? Apparently, it did not end up as maggot food. After Gaga wore the dress at the 2010 VMAs, her handlers stuck it in the freezer, though parts were already decomposing a tad. From… More »

Behold, An Osama Bin Laden Butt Plug

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 2, 2011
If you wanna put something in your a**hole, you may as well use an a**hole, right? The Assama bin Laden butt plug is a lovely, pink-hued rendering of Osama bin Laden. If sticking this terrorist where the sun don't shine is still too good for him, you are in luck. has many… More »

Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Faked Their Divorce, Are Struggling With Life After Infamy

"At that point, we were pulling our last cards. We felt the hot-air balloon losing its gas. And at that stage, our income would be selling the photo that would go along with the divorce. ... What we learned is: You can be too famous ... We were all getting paid to be people we… More »

10 Things I Like About Gwyneth Paltrow

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 2, 2011