Take Aim At The Snooze Button

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / November 29, 2011

Do you have trouble waking up in the morning? Do you need to practice your marksmanship? Meet both of your needs with this awesome laser gun alarm clock. When the alarm goes off, the only way to silence it is summon enough coherence and coordination to hit the bull’s eye with the laser gun. Accomplish… More »

For The Record: Britney Spears Did Apologize For The Umbrella Attack

Ami Angelowicz / November 29, 2011

Ah, a stroll down memory lane. Remember when Britney Spears was having an “episode” and she attacked some paparazzo with an umbrella? Well, apparently she wrote an apology letter claiming she was “preparing a character for a possible movie role.” I suppose that’s code for “struggling with mental illness”? I wonder if that was her… More »

Dear Wendy: “My Boyfriend Wasn’t There When I Had An Abortion”

Wendy Atterberry / November 29, 2011

I am 20-years-old and got pregnant in August by my boyfriend of nine years. We started dating in middle school, and I have supported him through everything. The pregnancy was unplanned and my family life at home is very unhealthy, but my boyfriend wanted to keep the baby. I disagreed. I know in my heart… More »

Sext Books At The Ready: World’s First Sex School Opens

The world’s first international sex school has opened which claims to teach its students how to be better lovers. But far from being a cheap thrill, one term at the “hands on” International Sex School in Vienna will cost pupils £1,400.
Swedish-born “headmistress” Ylva-Maria Thompson says anyone over the age of 16 can enroll at what… More »

Uh Oh, Lady Gaga’s Going Through A Dark Night Of The Single Soul

Ami Angelowicz / November 29, 2011

“I have never felt truly cherished by a lover. I have an inability to know what happiness feels like with a man … I say this honestly, and this is my new thing as of the past year: when I fight with someone I’m in a relationship with, I think, ‘What would my fans think… More »

Ginger White Claims 13-Year-Long Affair With Herman Cain

Jessica Wakeman / November 29, 2011

Ginger White, an Atlanta businesswoman, came forward yesterday to claim she has had a 13-year-long affair with Herman Cain, who is vying to be the GOP’s presidential nominee. Herman Cain denied any  affair and called Ginger White “an acquaintance who I thought was a friend.” He has been married to thus-far loyal wife Gloria CainMore »