December 13: What Are We Wearing Today? (NSFW!)

Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 13, 2011

First of all, can I get a HALLELUJAH! that Mercury goes direct and out of retrograde tonight? Hallelujah! Thanks for indulging me.
Secondly, today’s “What Are We Wearing” is kind of, sort of NSFW. There’s bare boob! No, none of us is going topless today, but I did receive a bizarre gift in the mail today. It’s a… More »

Raf Simons For Dior?

Rachel Krause / December 13, 2011

Since John Galliano fell from grace in light of his now infamous anti-Semitic rant, the design team at Dior has gone unhelmed. Veritably every renowned name in design, from Alexander Wang to Riccardo Tisci, has been rumored as next in line for the throne. This time, it’s Raf Simons, who currently designs for Jil Sander,… More »

Kate Upton Indulges Your Sexy Nun Fantasy

Rachel Krause / December 13, 2011

Kate Upton drew a lot of attention last year when she debuted as the first Victoria’s Secret catalogue model with more than one precent body fat. We haven’t seen much of her since, but pictures of her as a “sexy nun” in the modern adaptation of “The Three Stooges” hit the web last week. Her… More »

Holiday Gift Guide: 10 Gifts For The Smartypants Dad

Jessica Wakeman / December 13, 2011

Shopping for dads is weird. You can go the tie route, or the dress shirt route, or the “Billy The Singing Bass” route. (Please don’t go that route.) Can you blame your dad for saying every year, “No, no, don’t get me anything! I don’t need anymore crap”? So I stopped buying my dad “crap.” Usually… More »

Presented Without Comment: Rick Santorum Holding A “Santorum For President” Sign

Julie Gerstein / December 13, 2011

I mean, just look at it. More »

Barbie Gets An Afro For The Holidays

Rachel Krause / December 13, 2011

When I picture Barbie, it’s with her signature straight blonde hair, unrealistically perky (and hard) boobs, and undeniably Caucasian skin tone and features. Sure, there’s darker-skinned Teresa and, uh, gingery Midge who sported a fetus in her hollowed belly, but they all have distinctly European features and hair. An African-American natural hair group is reclaiming… More »