Ryan Reynolds “Came Down With A Slight Case Of Divorce”

"The following month, it snowballed. My hotel room flooded, my dog got sick, I came down with a slight case of divorce, and I broke my pinky finger. I was begging to get out of Atlanta at that point. No offense to Atlanta—it's a fantastic place—but it really wants my blood." —Ryan Reynolds talk… More »

Fart Panties Allow You To Pass Gas With Confidence

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 3, 2011
First of all, I need to know how Shreddies, the flatulence filtering underwear, work. Is there an air freshener inside the panties? Are they sound proof? I have so many questions. After I've demystified the logistics of Shreddies, I'd like to understand how that woman got into that pose otherwise known as the international body… More »

Dater X: Learning To Ask The Bigger Questions

By: Dater X / August 3, 2011
Two summers ago, I remember sitting on a bar stool, anxiously twirling a straw in my Rum and Coke as a guy I'd been dating for a little over a month explained why he didn't think we should see each other anymore. "Why?" I asked, stunned. He hemmed and hawed for a moment, and opened… More »

Kate Middleton Is Prepared For A Kidnapping

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 3, 2011
Now that she's one of the most famous women in the world, the Dutchess of Cambridge is a prime target for nutters. Kate Middleton had to undergo personal safety training on how to handle a kidnapping. The British Special Air Service, or SAS, trained Middleton on "key survival skills such as noticing anything unusual… More »

“Bachelorette” Ashley Hebert And JP Rosenbaum Do The Media Rounds: The Best Quotes

In the day and a half since "The Bachelorette: After the Final Rose," Ashley Hebert and JP Rosenbaum have been on a media blitz, sitting down with loads of interviewers to talk about their relationship. And so, we have heard them calling each other 'babe' all over town. And I gotta say—these two… More »

Mind Of Man: The Most Romantic Part Of Romance

By: John DeVore / August 3, 2011
Romance is project management. All successful romantic gestures are the result of one person observing, plotting and executing a plan. Sometimes the plan is big and bold like a prison break. Sometimes it’s quick like a commando raid. I had a girlfriend once who forgave me my comic book addiction and remembered that I wa… More »