The Mathematics Of First Date Sex

While we here at The Frisky, from our experienced Mind of Man to the freshly single gal Amelia, have been debating the merits of sex on a first date, some researchers in the U.K. think they’ve got it down to a science.

According to a mathematical model created by Prof. Robert Seymour and his team from the University College London, “By delaying mating, the female is able to reduce the chance that she will mate with a bad male.” Basically Prof. Seymour is telling you that you have to make a man wait for sex to prove his worth. This study was less interested in studs and more interested in helping women find something called a “good male.” Using other Discovery Channel-esque language like “long courtship” and “mating,” the researchers have made even sex seem unsexy. From charts, graphs and funding, Seymour has concluded that, “Long courtship is a price paid for increasing the chance that mating, if it occurs, will be a harmonious match which benefits both sexes. This may help to explain the commonly held belief that a woman is best advised not to sleep with a man on a first date.” So, let me get this equation straight. W (courtship length) times X (doin’ it), equals Y (compatibility)?! Keep reading »

Spike Calls Salma Hayek & Liv Tyler “Butterbodies”

We’re pretty used to men’s magazines and media outlets celebrating the world’s most beautiful women — from Maxim‘s Hot 100 to AskMen.com’s upcoming Top 99 Most Desirable Women — but Spike.com has decided to go with a much more negative approach. In “The Top 7 Butterbodies,” everyone from Mandy Moore to America Ferrera to Salma FREAKING Hayek is called out for having “a beautiful face but a body that’s gone to butter.” I’m so effing serious. More, after the jump… Keep reading »

Slideshow: Not Your Average Desk Accessories

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Artist Series 13.3” Laptop Skins, $28, UrbanOutfitters.com

The Boob Tube: Hot Weekend TV For January 17-18th 2009

  • “The Real Housewives of New York City” on Bravo from 9 am to 2 pm
  • “Shattered Glass” on IFC at 9:35 am
  • “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant” on Discovery Health at 10 am
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    Quickies!: Oprah Smoked Crack?, Steven Tyler’s Sex Life, & Botox For Boys

  • An ex-boyfriend is claiming Oprah smoked crack. Haha, I just laughed outloud thinking of Oprah saying, “Crack cooooocaaaaaaainnnnnnne!” [National Enquirer]
  • The “Gossip Girl” spin-off is a go, and will feature Lily and Rufus back in the good ol’ coke-filled rock star days in the ’80s. [Buzzfeed]
  • Almost-not-our-President-anymore-Bush declared January 18th “National Sanctity of Human Life Day.” Is President Obama allowed to UNdeclare days? [Feministing]
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    Equality Means Engagement Rings For Men

    H Samuel, a jeweler in the U.K., is trying to get male engagement rings to take off as more women are proposing to men in these modern times. Their Tioro ring, made from titanium and featuring a tiny diamond, goes for about $120, which is waaaaaaay cheaper than most engagement rings for women. “UK women are no longer waiting until the man pops the question,” said an H Samuel employee. “We are equals in the work place and in relationships and we make our own decisions. Now this ring is a clear message to everyone that a man is to be married.” Do you think a woman who proposes should offer her man a ring? [Telegraph UK] Keep reading »

    Dudes Reviewing Movies: Marley & Me

    From David Cope and Greg Barris, the guys who called it for “Slumdog Millionaire” last week, here’s a new review of “Marley & Me.” While the sappy chick flick may get boring fast, we’ll do anything for an hour and a half in the dark with these studs of cinema.

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    Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of January 16th 2009

    We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say, you bitches crack us up! So in honor of you, our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the Internet, we’re giving away prizes! Each week well award five of you an awesome internet chatty Cathy’s a little something special. This weeks winner’s will receive the Ted Gibson Body Kit full of goodies to make you silky smooth. So, without further adieu, here are the lucky winners of this week’s Gift of Gab…

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    Crave: Dumped! Fun & Games Activity Book (Win It!)

    Getting dumped sucks and, oftentimes, trashing your ex can seem like the best revenge. But hold on a second before you post a message on his Facebook wall. Do you really want to come off as a bitter loser? Instead, you help recent dumpees Sam and Samantha find their way through a jungle of post breakup mazes, word searches, and crosswords as they unlock the secrets to their misfortune and recover from heartache in Josh Lewis’s Dumped! activity book. You’ll probably still feel crappy, but at least you’ll be too busy playing games to text, email, or phone your ex. [$11.01, Amazon.com]

    We’re giving away five of Josh Lewis’s Dumped! activity book, but you have to work if you want it. The five best commenters for this coming week — from today, Friday, Jan. 16 through Thursday, Jan. 22 — will be awarded with one. So, be as clever, smart, and original as you can! Click HERE to read the official rules. Keep reading »

    Celebrate The Inauguration With Free Abortion Donuts!

    On Inauguration Day, Krispy Kreme is giving away free donuts to celebrate “freedom of choice.” Ruh-roh. CHOICE. Naturally, pro-life activists are flipping out over that choice of phrase and are calling the move an endorsement of abortion. Mmm, abortion donuts. Seriously can the pro-life community get worked up over something that would truly help curb abortions, like making sure everyone has easy access to birth control and is educated about safe sex? ‘Cause I’d like them to keep their paws off my body AND my breakfast, thank you. Keep reading »

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