Liveblogging “The Bachelor” January 19th 2009

After a week off — I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I was detained — I’ll be back this evening at 8pm EST for another new episode of “The Bachelor.” It’s two hours! Again! WTF!? Keep reading »

Quickies!: Kelly Osbourne Arrested, A Very Bloody “Valentine,” & J.Lo’s Ring Returns

  • Kelly Osbourne was arrested in conjunction with her assault incident with gossip columnist Zoe Griffin in August. [Just Jared]
  • Kiefer Sutherland revealed recently that there will only be one more season of “24″ after the current season. And his character Jack Bauer isn’t going to have a happy ending. [Mirror.co.uk]
  • A teen attending a screening of “My Bloody Valentine” was stabbed in the stomach by a security guard at a Long Island movie theater recently. [Perez Hilton]
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    LegO-bama Rules Legoland

    Tomorrow, Barack Obama will be sworn in as President of the United States. But he’s already ruling Legoland in California, where master craftsmen/nerds have “pre-enacted” the entire inauguration, including Oprah. Over a thousand mini figures were constructed to build the scene, from the motorcade to the swearing in on the Capitol steps, to the lines at the port-o-potty. However, perhaps the most magnificent details are Aretha Franklin’s giant lego ta-ta’s. She’s stacked! [Telegraph]

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    Quick Pic: That’s Lady Gaga Too?!

    Unearthed from Lady Gaga’s personal website is the photo on the left, before she discovered fake eyelashes and nude lipstick apparently. Keep reading »

    “Saturday Night Live”‘s Unaired Ann Coulter Sketch

    The thing is, I think Ann Coulter does survive on hate fumes… Keep reading »

    Layer Tights, Avoid Losing Feeling In Your Legs

    Sometimes genius strikes when you least expect it. Like when you’re on your way home from work, and you realize you can’t feel your legs because just one thin pair of tights is protecting them from 30-degree temperatures and wind out the wazoo. I was in this situation just last week, and it occurred to me that I should be wearing more than one pair of tights. Sure, you can double up on black, but pairing crocheted tights with brightly colored ones is the most fun your legs are going to have all winter.

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    Crocheted Leaflet Tights, $12, FredFlare.com
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    Hot-Sox Microfiber Tights, $9.96 on sale, JoyOfSocks.com
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    Crave: Dame Edna’s Kanga-Rouge Limited Edition MAC Lipstick

    Ever wanted to look as beautiful as a Queen?! Well, the grand dame of drag from down under, Dame Edna, has created a limited edition line of make up for MAC. From her tongue in cheek Varicose Violet Nail Laquer to her turquoise Royal Tour Eye Trio, the colors are bold and well, fierce- just like colorful personality herself. Rrrrawr! Encased in special lavender rhinestone cover with her iconic glittery glasses, the Kanga-Rouge hot pink lipstick will make your mouth a real spectacle! [$14, MAC Cosmetics]

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    Quote Of The Day: Christina Hendricks On Her Sexy Show

    “For some reason – and I love this – I keep hearing people say they have had more sex since watching ‘Mad Men.’”

    — Christina Hendricks, aka Joan Holloway [Telegraph U.K.] Keep reading »

    D.C. Pandas Can’t Conceive Naturally, Get Help

    Sure, all anyone is talking about these days relating to Washington, D.C., is the inauguration, but there are other things going on in our nation’s capital. Like giant pandas trying to make babies. Mei Xiang and Tian Tian, two giant panda’s at the National Zoo, tried to mate throughout the day last Thursday without success. “Because competent mating did not occur,” a statement from the zoo said, vets had to insert some of Tian Tian’s semen into Mei Xiang’s uterus. You might be thinking that these kids just need a few more days of love-making, but, unfortunately, scientists believe giant pants are able to conceive only one or two days a year. And while the couple have successfully given birth to one baby panda, in 2005, they weren’t so lucky in 2002, 2003, 2004, 2007, and 2008. We’ll know in 90 to 185 days whether Mei Xiang is going to give birth. [Washington Post] Keep reading »

    Puppy Love Leads To No Love

    If you want to find lasting love in your adult life, you have to avoid puppy love altogether, according to a claim in Changing Relationships, a collection of new research papers by Britain’s leading sociologists, edited by Dr. Malcolm Brynin, principal research officer at the Institute for Social and Economic Research at the University of Essex. Keep reading »

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