France’s STD PSAs Are Way Better Than Ours

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 5, 2011
  See, this proves everything is better in France! American ads about STD prevention are, like, "Have unprotected sex and your penis will turn black and fall off." France is at least kind enough to show us sexy Frenchies in their panties skipping through a field. Watch out, mes amies. Those chlamydia, HIV,… More »

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Keep Your Hands Off Her “Food Baby”

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 5, 2011
I often get a post-meal pooch, especially after I've shoved down, say, a foot-long hoagie. The bloated, pregnancy looking pouch that used to be my stomach is a phenomenon commonly referred to as a "food baby." Sometimes I call mine "the bagel" because if I squeeze it, it looks like a bagel. I know thi… More »

15 (Un)important Facts About Sex

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 5, 2011
My life is more complete knowing that humans tweet as much as they f**k. I actually find that to be a very important sex fact. As is the staggering revelation that pigs orgasms last for an average of 30 minutes. WHAT? [Pr0n Provider]… More »

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Evening Quickies: “Jersey Shore” By The Numbers

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 4, 2011
"Jersey Shore" is back tonight! Those of us with little else going on in our lives are immensely excited. Will Sammi and Ronnie stay together? Will The Situation learn any Italian phrases beyond "smush"? Will there be more in-house girlfighting? So much to look forward to! The folks at MTV have gotten us pumped with… More »