27 Things Guys Said That Totally Turned Us Off

The Frisky / December 19, 2011

Guess who I’m not hopping into to bed with? The guy who just moments ago confessed that his dream in life is to “live in a yurt.” No offense to his dream, but my dream is never to go camping, never to interface with wild animals, and never go without running water or poop i… More »

Don’t Call ScarJo “ScarJo,” Thanks

Julie Gerstein / December 19, 2011

 “It’s a laziness. People can’t actually say the whole name? It’s just bizarre. Cate Blanchett is not, like, ‘CaBla’? Why is that? Why do I have to get stuck? If I hear somebody say that, I know I don’t know them at all.”
– Scarlett Johansson on the idiocy that is ScarJo. Yup. [Celebitchy]… More »

Behold, The Kardashian’s Khristmas Kard!

Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 19, 2011

Christmas card or Vogue pictorial? Kind of hard to tell given the sheer volume of Blue Steel happening in this photo. [Crushable]… More »

Hitched: How To Get Married

Andrea Grimes / December 19, 2011

Put down the self-help books, singletons looking for love. Unsubscribe to Dear Abby. Tell Steve Harvey to slow his roll. I have all the relationship advice you’ll ever need. Go get a pen, and write this down: quit trying.
I don’t mean quit dating, or quit looking for people to spend your life with. More »

“Mobbed” Thinks This Is Romance?

Julie Gerstein / December 19, 2011

According to the Howie Mandel-helmed show “Mobbed,” women just love elaborately choreographed proposals, involving hundreds of singers and dancers, and complex ruses. This particular proposal, though, doesn’t strike me as romantic–AT ALL. Nope. It just seems incredibly emotionally manipulative and messed up. Watch, as this poor woman thinks her boyfriend’s been cheating on her, and… More »

Here’s A Photo Of Jon Hamm With Bunny Ears, Without Pants

Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 19, 2011

I have no idea what is going on in this photo, I just know I like it. I like it a lot. Happy Monday, y’all! More »