Dating Don’ts: Seven Ways To Fire Someone From Your Life

How many people do you know who’ve been downsized? Terminated? Let go? Fired? However you word it, the result is the same: Bummer, dude! According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, 4.1 million people have lost their jobs in the last year alone. (The current total is about 11.6 million.)

To add insult to financial injury, some of these firings are handled horribly. Workers report being locked out of their offices, escorted out by security guards, or being replaced by less-experienced (cheaper) employees. Frequently, those lucky enough to hang onto their jobs are asked to take on more work for less dough.

It got me thinking about how similar firing someone from their job is to firing someone from your life. So, I took a gander through a bunch of employment guides and found some resources that could prove useful in your romantic life.
Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Pete Wentz And Ashlee Simpson Can’t Act

  • Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson are so bad at acting that we actually think they should stick to their day jobs. They’ll appear on an episode of “CSI: NY” next week. [Perez Hilton]
  • Amy Winehouse’s soon-to-be ex, whether she likes it or not, Blake Fielder-Civil has been laying up with a 16 year old since January. That’s not all that surprising, but what is shocking is that Wino thinks she looks cute in the photo. [Dlisted]
  • Supermodel Niki Taylor and her husband Nascar driver Burney Lamar welcomed their first child yesterday, a daughter named Ciel Taylor Lamar. [UsMagazine.com]
  • Keep reading »

    Grandpa’s Got AIDS? Older People Contracting HIV In Greater Numbers

    Sexually-active people aged 50 and older face a greater risk of HIV infection, according to a study published by the World Health Organization. People in this age group are more likely to engage in unprotected sex than younger people — after all, after menopause, she can’t get pregnant! — plus erectile dysfunction drugs, like Viagra, are keeping their sex lives active. But despite all this, screening by doctors for HIV is less common for older people because it’s assumed they aren’t at risk. Also, the period of time between diagnosis and the onset of AIDS is shorter because age quickens the progression of the disease and doctors don’t consider HIV as a diagnosis. The WHO also found that older women seem to have a greater risk of contracting HIV if they have unprotected sex because the vaginal mucous membrane thins with age and can get tiny tears without proper lubrication. Keep reading »

    Fitness For The Coquette In You

    Pole dance, chair dance, and striptease are fun ways to workout, but let’s be real, you aren’t going to use these moves to entice your guy no matter what Flirty Girl Fitness promises. I can just see my BF bursting into hysterics as I try to do the Cat Crawl Push-up or Goddess Rising ab routine while wearing lingerie. Instead, these fitness DVDs would go well with your girlfriends and some cocktails for a night of laughs and sex talk. And when it’s time to get your guy excited just be yourself and save the aerobics, spinning and twirling for a professional.

    1. “Intermediate Pole” DVD in the Flirty Girl Fitness Pole Kit
    2. “Just Teasing” DVD in the Flirty Girl Fitness Pole Kit
    3. “Booty Beat” DVD in the Flirty Girl Preview Program
    4. “Chair Dance” DVD in the Flirty Girl Deluxe DVD Kit Keep reading »

    Quickies!: Holly Madison To Become “Dancing” Queen

  • There’s speculation that Holly Madison will replace Jewel, who has been struggling with tendinitis, on “Dancing with the Stars.” Despite being Hef’s number one chick for awhile, Holly doesn’t look rhythmic. [Us Weekly]
  • Couples who use a DVR to record TV shows are happier than those who don’t. They don’t fight over what show to watch and, I bet, they don’t think about what shows they’re missing while having sex. [Your Tango]
  • Where exactly does Tilda Swinton get these horrendous clothes? She should just wear her White Witch costume from “The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.” [Candy Kirby]
  • Keep reading »

    Angelina Jolie Turns On Wonder Woman

    Warner Brothers just released a “Wonder Woman” animated DVD this week — kapow! She’s back in action, but the superhero is looking a little bit more like a particular superstar than her iconic self. The new Wonder Woman is totally a doppelganger for Angelina Jolie! Which begs the question, what was the point of the make-under for flashy Wonder Woman? And let’s face it, Angie isn’t exactly the kind of girl that does straight to video releases! But ripping off her look is becoming a trend and imposters are popping up like she’s Elvis — the OctoMom, Megan Fox, Janice Dickinson, Lisa Rina’s lips, and now Wonder Woman?! What’s next — conventions for people dressed like Jolie with on-site collagen injections and baby adoptions?

    Keep reading »

    Quote Of The Day: Reese Witherspoon Dishes On Her Divorce & Her New Man

    “Very humiliating and very isolating…But, by the way, if it’s not painful, maybe it wasn’t the right decision to marry to begin with. Those are the appropriate emotions. When people get in your face and say, ‘This will pass,’ you think, Are they crazy? I’m never gonna feel any better than I feel right this minute and nothing’s ever gonna make sense again. And I still have moments where I’m like, Nothings ever gonna make sense again.”

    “He’s [Jake] fabulous. He really is a fantastic guy. Unfortunately, he’s not in the movie, so we can’t really talk about him.”

    – Reese Witherspoon on her divorce from Ryan Phillippe and a few choices words about her current boyfriend, Jake Gyllenhaal Keep reading »

    WTF?!: Target Misses With Alexander McQueen

    In the past, Target has worked women into a frenzy by having high-end designers make affordable fashions for us po’, fat, regular folk. Isaac Mizrahi made Target chic with his classic cuts; Rogan Gregory created an uproar with his animal print fabulousness; Luella Bartletley made us want to wear puffed up party dresses again; and we really got into Paul & Joe’s cute, feminine prints. But that was then, and this Alexander McQueen collection is now! I’d rather gaze lovingly at his designs, day dreaming of the day when I can afford a pair of his peep-toe pumps, than have this crap cluttering my closet. Keep reading »

    Forever 21 Jumps on Plus-Sized Bandwagon

    It would seem that American body image desires are shifting — an NYU study found that in a depressed economy, men go for meatier women, while super-curvy singer Beth Ditto recently made an impression with her nude Love cover and is planning a plus-size clothing line. And she’s not alone — now megachain Forever 21 is tapping into the plus-sized market with a new clothing line set to debut in May called Faith 21. The collection is wisely aimed at targeting the oft-ignored “average” woman, who you might be surprised to find is a size 14. The Faith 21 fashions will be similar to Forever’s mix of standard runway knockoffs and hoochie club wear, but available in XL, 1X, and 2X sizes. Hmm, wonder if the line is called “Faith” 21 because of the company’s strong belief in Christianity…does Jesus believe bigger is better? [LA Times] Keep reading »

    Britney Spears’ “Circus” Tour Costumes Are Fugly

    pasties c jpg
    Pasties, sequins, and banding…This costume is not only hideous, but also vulgar.

    Dsquared2 outfitted Britney Spears and her dancers for the “Circus” Tour. “We are enormous fans of Britney, and have been waiting for the perfect moment to collaborate with her,” said twin designers Dan and Dean Caten. “It’s going to be wild.” And now that the photos of her costumes have been released, I think they meant “wild” as in “beastly” because her costumes are fugly!

    • Facebook Like

    • Knowd: Simply Irresistible

    • Follow Us:

    • Frisky Chatter

      frisky chatter