Rampaging Ewoks Cause Drunken Melee On “The Today Show”


Today, all the morning shows did their homages to Halloween, including “The Today Show,” where Al Roker and company got all “Star Wars” and mistakenly invited some unruly ewoks to the party. Are the ewoks drunk, sober? Children, midgets? Kidding, out of control? Whatever the heck went down, it made for some amusing TV. [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

Hot Dam(ned!): Zombie Pin-Up Girls

Everyone loves pin-up girls. Those saucy, knowing stares, the pretty curls and red lipstick, all the oozing sores and blood. Described as Gil Elvgren meets “Night of the Living Dead,” you can’t go wrong gifting this 2010 calendar to horror film junkie friends. Also, at $14.99, it costs just slightly more than one movie ticket. Order here and check out a few more gorgeous, deadly dames after the jump! Keep reading »

The Stuff Of Legends: Angelina Jolie’s Sex Life

It’s been a big week for rumors about Angelina Jolie‘s life, pre-Brad. First came the bombshell rumor from Andrew Morton’s tell-all book that when Angie was 16 she did the horizontal polka with her mom’s boyfriend. Next up came the revelation that of all the people in the world, Angelina once had her eye on Rosie O’Donnell. Rosie told Howard Stern that Angelina, back in the day, asked for her number and called a few times. “There was a tentative plan to have dinner that never came through,” she said. “I was a little afraid of her. She’s scary in a sexual kind of way. I have dreams about her a lot still.” [OK!]

Hmmm … I’m just not sure whether to believe these two rumors. Then again, have you ever noticed that a large percentage of the whispering about Angelina sounds, well, a bit looney—as if she’s the stuff of sexual legends? Here’s a look at some of the most interesting rumors. Keep reading »

(Another) Quote Of The Day: How Many Pairs Of Panties Is Chelsea Handler Wearing In This Picture?

“If I don’t want to put on underwear because I’m wearing a dress and don’t want you to see the panty lines, I don’t have a choice. I have to wear underwear. If I get caught not wearing underwear, after I’ve made fun of [Britney and Lindsay] who flash their hot pocket for the camera, then I’m the a**hole. So … for the time being I own a lot of panties. If necessary, I’ll wear three or four pairs at once just to be safe.

Chelsea Handler in Playboy Keep reading »

Get More Followers With These Twitter-Themed Socks

Are you on Twitter and looking for more followers? Take your tweet campaign to the streets with these “Follow Me” knee-high socks created by Tel Aviv design team Gabby and Tal. With this Twitter faux tattoo, the invite and bird will encourage prospective followers to add you to their list. Of course, it’s also possible you’ll draw some attention from suitors who think you’re in the market for a stalker, not a Twitter groupie. But that’s a fashionista risk you’ll have to take. [NOTCOT] Keep reading »

The Halloween Inspiration Board: Sherlock Holmes

Halloween is the perfect time for a little gender-bending. And Sherlock Holmes is one of the best fictional detectives making a resurgence this year with a new movie, so why not combine the two for your costume? All you need are a few classic menswear pieces that can be pilfered from your dad’s closet, thrifted, or purchased (details after the jump). Keep reading »

Amish Online Dating, A Prank With So Much Promise

Tsk, tsk, Amish Online Dating, you had such promise as a prank. Mary Jo’s Sacred Amish Lingerie could have given us some chuckles, too. We were hoping for bashful lasses in bonnets, bearded men with hay bales and, of course, some adorably confused Amish folks struggling to work the dang computer. But we’ll just have to let our own dirty minds imagine what CornHusk4You has got under his coveralls. That’s a bummer cuz we hear Amish romance novels are pretty hawt! [Amish Online Dating] Keep reading »

G.I. Joe And Barbie Rock Out And Get It On


The best part of playing with Barbie dolls was, let’s face it, making them hump. Back then I didn’t know what missionary, doggy-style, or reverse cowgirl were, but my Barbie and Ken dolls sure did. That’s kind of what’s going on in this music video, from some band called Sextapes, only Ken has been traded in for a far more manly dude — G.I. Joe. [videos.antville.org] Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Pamela Anderson Isn’t Pregnant, Says Pal

  • Pamela Anderson got the baby rumor mill grinding earlier this week when she was spotted with a “baby bump,” but fashion pal Richie Rich says she’s not pregnant. [Us Weekly] — Maybe she, gasp, had a big meal or was bloated.
  • Despite published tabloid reports that say otherwise, Mary-Kate Olsen isn’t engaged to boyfriend Nate Lowman and isn’t preparing a prenuptial agreement. [People]
  • Taylor Squared is totes in love, LOLOLOLOL! [Page Six]

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Tom Hanks Is No President Obama

On his way to “The Late Show with David Letterman,” actor Tom Hanks makes a fan’s baby cry just because he can. [10/29/09, NYC] Keep reading »

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