Spring has sprung! Time to start riding our bikes everywhere — to work, to do errands, and to rooftop parties where the wine shall flow freely. The wine! Oh crap, we’re supposed to bring a bottle — perhaps a lovely Malbec or Pinot Grigio. Transporting the booze is no problem with oopsmark’s leather wine holster with brass hardware, which secures tightly on our bike’s frame and fits any size bottle of vino. Start peddling.
“We have something special that I’ve never felt with anyone I’ve ever been with. She loves me like no woman ever has, 100 percent. Man, she has my back… She fell in love with me when I was being called Satan. If that’s not a testament to what kind of a person she is and where her intentions are, I think nothing is.”
—Jesse James has been a busy bee this week, sitting down for interviews with People and Howard Stern to talk about his engagement to tattoo artist Kat Von D. In this quote he gave to People, I can’t help but notice that he uses almost exactly the same words that Sandra Bullock chose to describe him in the 2010 Barbara Walters Oscar Special: “I’d never before met a man who I felt had my back.” As for what Jesse said to Stern? Apparently, Kat is “100 percent” better in the sack than Sandra. So classy, Jesse. [People, NY Daily News] Keep reading »
There is a commercial that plays often in the New York area for a local, super upscale, chic-chic bowling alley. In the commercial there’s a pretty girl wearing hot-ass leather shorts and a high-collared shirt going on a bowling date with a very attractive floppy-haired dude and I always think, Wow, that bowling alley is really going for the cool hipster contingent. And then I think that perhaps that term has been angled and destroyed and co-opted by the mainstream so much that it’s actually meaningless. And then I think: I really need to turn off the TV. Anyway! These Alexander Wang leather mini-shorts with lapel pockets pretty much approximate the ones the cute girl in the commercial wears, but will these shorts land you a floppy-haired man of your dreams? All signs point to … the Man Panel. Click to see their thoughts after the jump! Keep reading »
James Middleton, aka Kate Middleton‘s 24-year-old brother, has earned the reputation for being the wild child of the Middleton clan thanks to the fact that he dropped out of college, frequents London nightclubs, and has been spotted in drag. Just as we were developing low-grade crushes on him, our flames of desire have been fanned by the fact that, oh, dozens of photos of him in various states of undress are making their way across the internet. And some of them answer Jessica’s vital question: is his butt as nice as Pippa’s?
NSFW-ish images after the jump. Keep reading »
Did Bristol Palin get plastic surgery with her babysitting abstinence-preaching money? It looks like someone’s got a new face! In these new pics, Bristol Palin’s face looks slimmer and more heart-shaped while her chin and cheekbones are more defined, giving her an admittedly more “generic Disney star” look. Very “High School Musical” instead of “Teen Mom: Wasilla,” no? If anyone’s been going under the knife up in Wasilla, I’m sure Levi Johnston will have it blasted on a bullhorn just as soon as he catches wind of it. Do you agree it looks like Bristol Palin got plastic surgery? [Gawker] Keep reading »