Introducing Alana, Our New “Toddlers & Tiaras” Muse

Ami Angelowicz / January 5, 2012

Miracles happen when you mate extreme couponing with children’s beauty pageants. From the inner sanctum of a paper towel hoard in McIntyre, Georgia, emerges our latest “Toddlers & Tiaras” muse, Alana. Part drag queen, part Southern diva, this child knows what the pageants are all about — the Benjamins, Honey Boo Boo Child! She’ll holler… More »


All The Single Ladies … Say This S**t

Julie Gerstein / January 5, 2012

I’m too intimidating. I hate birthdays. I hate New Year’s. Yup. I’ve said all of these things and more. Behold, shit single ladies say. [YouTube]… More »


Possible Lesbian Affair Alert: Demi Moore And Brandi Glanville

Ami Angelowicz / January 5, 2012

We’re still reeling from “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” cast member Brandi Glanville’s drunken Vegas wedding to Darin Harvey this past weekend (and the bizarre tweets that followed). But wait, there’s more. Demi Moore, that is. According to the National Enquirer, Brandi had a romp with Demi Moore back in 2009 while on vacay at… More »


Campus Confidential: Finals And The Curse Of The Perfect Girl

Julie Zeilinger / January 5, 2012

The number one question my high school friends ask me when we chat now is, “So are you sick of being around all those girls yet?” Despite the fact that I have attempted to explain my decision to attend a women’s college a seemingly infinite amount of times, I always answer  “no.” Being around wome… More »


5 Things To Know About Adele’s New Boyfriend, Simon Konecki

Jessica Wakeman / January 5, 2012

Some men might be afraid of dating a woman whose career is made of heartbroken hits like “Someone Like You.” But nope, Adele has got a new man. What’s more is that 36-year-old Simon Konecki actually seems like someone we would want to date. These lovebirds were spotted riding an alligator spotting boat in the… More »


The Best “New York Times” Correction Ever

Ami Angelowicz / January 5, 2012

I was losing sleep over the New York Times’ careless factual error on their article about college students with Aspergers who are navigating the perils of an intimate relationship. How dare they mix up two My Little Ponies? Not only do they have totally different personalities, but Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy look nothing alike. More »