A Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Holiday Presents. And They Say We’re Headed To Hell In A Handbasket?


Best line from a newscast ever: “April Wright is not sure how her 4-year-old son managed to escape her house, open a beer, and steal her neighbor’s presents from under the tree.” The boy was found wandering around his neighborhood in a dress, finishing his 20-ounce. Sheesh. Keep reading »

12 Sexiest Nude Celeb Scandals Of The Decade

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When I was a kid, I thought that the 2000s would feature a technological revolution. There would be flying cars, robots, and space ice cream for everyone! But all we really got were digital cameras. It seems like everyday, someone is having a nude photo of themselves exposed on the internet. My fave is Jamie Foxx’s hot shot, mostly cause it was intentional and impressive, if you know what I mean. It’s not all beauty queens and reality show whores, as just about every type had a nude scandal this decade.

Barbie’s Latest Career Move—Becoming Lady Gaga

This seems like one of those cases of life imitating art imitating life, and makes you wonder, which came first? Lady Gaga? Or Barbie Gaga? The likeness is crazy-similar! The guy who makes these is a Gaga-obsessed artist who has recreated the pop singer’s hairstyles and outfits with painstaking accuracy. Check out more pictures after the jump! [StyleFrizz] Keep reading »

Win This! Flying Apron’s Gluten-Free & Vegan Baking Book

Have you ever wanted to eat at a well-known restaurant but couldn’t get there in time for dinner because you live on the opposite side of the country? Yeah? Well, then you know how excited we are that Jenny Katzinger, owner of the Flying Apron Bakery in Seattle, is sharing her recipes in Flying Apron’s Gluten-Free & Vegan Baking Book. The cookbook not only includes recipes for delectable baked goods like scones, cookies, and cakes, but it also has step-by-step instructions for entrées and soups anyone — even the pickiest eaters — can enjoy. And even though all the recipes are 100 percent gluten-free, they’re easy to follow. We can’t wait to try the Dark Chocolate Cake. [$14.93, Amazon]

WIN THIS! We’re giving away Flying Apron’s Gluten-Free & Vegan Baking Book to two readers, but you have to work if you want it! The best commenters for the next two weeks—from today, Friday, Dec. 18 through Thursday, Dec. 31—will be awarded with the book. So, be as clever, smart, and original as you can. Click HERE to read the official rules. And remember to check Gift For Gab on Jan. 1 to see if you’re the winner. Keep reading »

Girl Talk: The Loner Gets Talked Into Speed Dating

Last week, I set out to interview “Millionaire Matchmaker” Patti Stanger. My plan was to go in, impress her with my wife-ability, and be home in time for wine and “Parks and Recreation.” So I’m still not sure how, an hour later, I found myself sitting on a bar stool, roped into speed dating by the kind people at HurryDate.com. “There’s an odd number of men,” the publicist said, rationalizing why I needed to participate.

Being a serial online dater, I have had my share of awkward first dates. I liked the idea of spending five minutes with someone, rather than wasting a whole night to realize we were incompatible. Plus, I thought maybe I might meet a few people I wouldn’t necessarily think to go out with. Even though I had the lowest of low expectations, I was still sweating and self-conscious. Are they noticing how big my head is? Can they smell me sweating? Keep reading »

“Real Housewife” Lynne Curtin Gets Even More Loopy

Lynne Curtin is my second favorite cast member on “The Real Housewives of Orange County,” probably because she doesn’t take herself or anything seriously. Last season, I kept wondering what made her so loopy and lackadaisical. This season, the mystery was narrowed down a bit. When she appeared on Bravo’s “Watch What Happens Live,” programming executive and host Andy Cohen asked her if rumors of her mushroom habit were true. Lynne said they weren’t. But on last night’s episode, she took pain medications after having a face lift and seemed her normal self. (You can see all the weird moments in the video above.) The other cast members blamed her crazy, airhead moments on the meds, yet she was enamored by the possibility of wild mushrooms growing in the Florida Everglades. That seemed strange to me, and I suspect she’s on some feel-good stuff regularly, even when she hasn’t had surgery. What are your thoughts on Lynne’s far-out demeanor? Keep reading »

RuPaul Pulls A Palin

The second season of “RuPaul’s Drag Race,” the drag queen competition show, is coming soon and because this promo shot is so genius, you can be sure we’ll be watching. It’s a perfect spoof of Sarah Palin’s Going Rogue. Sashay, shante. Keep reading »

Holiday Shopping List: Last-Minute Gifts

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After Thanksgiving comes and goes, there’s a very short period of time before the presents start arriving and there’s an expected reciprocal action in the gift department. If you’ve waited until the very last minute, we’re here to save you. Here are 10 different options that your friends will still love despite the lack of planning.

Tiger Beat: Could This Baby Be Tiger’s?

I can’t even remember what number we are up to in the Tiger Woods mistress department. But this one is a doozy. Theresa Rogers, 48, claims that not only did she spend five years making holes-in-one with Tiger, but she also told friends that he is the father of her baby. Here’s the alleged story: At the time of their affair, Theresa was married to fashion designer Wayne Rogers (her fourth husband, by the way), who was unable to have tots. So he didn’t mind her sleeping with Tiger, and according to friends, she was actively trying to get pregnant by him. When the pregnancy test showed a plus sign, she told a friend she believed the baby was Tiger’s, even though she was supposedly doing a Serbian basketball player around the same time. Rogers has hired Gloria Allred as her lawyer, the same lady handling Rachel Uchitel‘s case, and according to RadarOnline.com, she is seeking a pay-out of $3 million. A nice present for Tiger for the holidays, no? Especially since his wife, Elin Nordegren, and children are en route to Sweden without him. And, uh, she’s consulting with a big-time divorce attorney. [RadarOnline.com] Keep reading »

Guidette Makeovah: It’s All About Thuh Bronzah


Hey guidette wannabes! The first step to looking like “Jersey Shore” trash is to get the makeup down right, mkay? Check out Joanie’s makeup tutorial, which gives you the official lowdown on how to get the look. In a nutshell—”It’s all about the bronzah. You want a nice healthy glow of orange.” Then comes contouring, where you add a darker shade to your cheeks to look skinny, and lastly, a light foundation as lipstick. Now all you need is a neon tank top and 18 shots of Jager. [YouTube] Keep reading »

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